Okay I know what your thinking, "This guy really isn't that bad. You said yourself that he is the nicest person alive. You literally have no reason to hate him." Yeah yeah I know but I do. Like I said he gets under my skin, rubs me the wrong way you know. How does a guy watch his parents die and be perfectly fine! Only a person with mental issues could do that! But he was tested! Tested I tell You! And surprise surprise he was fine! Bloody freaking fine.! No sign of insanity what so ever! Now there is a crazy person walking around normal people. Sometimes doctors get things wrong that's all I'm saying. Today he help an old lady cross the road. This guy is unbelievable. normal people don't do these things! In all my life (And It's been a long one) of being a narrator I have never seen anyone, ANYONE, who is this nice! Sometime I feel like he knows I'm watching and does it on purpose just to spite me. I know I sound crazy, trust me I know. Maybe all of the years are getting to me. I don't know. What I do know is that Roy Thomson is an evil evil man. He is the nicest (EVILEST) man in the galaxy. I have come to terms with this. Maybe I should go and talk to therapist...