Y/N POV:

“Thomas!” I call as I sat on the sofa watching TV

“What?!” he calls back from the kitchen

“Are you doing anything on Wednesday?” I ask him

“Well...It’s valentines day so...why do you ask?” he asks

“curious” I shrug

“Nope” he says leaning on the sofa “Jack’s out with his girlfriend, so is dyl, Will is having his friend with benefits over, I thought I would pop out some time get drunk, I assumed you would be having...Uh mickey over” he explains

“Why?” I ask

“He is your...uh...what are you two calling yourselves now?” he asks

“He was...my sexual gratification partner” I shrug

“Yeah your dial a dick got it” he sighs

“No...we stopped all that” I answer

“why?” he asks

“because I bought a vibrator thats better then his tiny dick so, I told him to bugger off” I explain “and he was never my dial a dick thomas, that is you” I laugh

“Really?” he laughs

“Yeah, it’s what your saved as in my phone” I laugh

“why?” he asks

“Becuase I have seen your dick more times then I ever did mickey’s” I explain

“well yeah you live with me” he laughs going back to the kitchen “why did you want to know what I was doing if you haven’t got someone over?” he asks

“Wanted to know if you where planning anything is all” I laugh “and maybe we could-” I begin

“are you trying to ask me out y/n?” he laughs leaning on the sofa again

“No!” I yell lighting hitting his arm “I was merely suggesting that as Two single adults we could stay home together and drink ourselves stupid so we don’t get the sadness of being alone on such a day and we don’t pay like shit at bar’s” I explain

“That’s why?” he asks

“Yeah” I answer

“Alright” he laughs “I’ll get us some stuff when I go out tomorrow” he says giving my cheek a little kiss before going back to the kitchen so I throw a apple from the fruit bowl on the coffee table at him “Oww!”he complains “You know what just for that I will get you non alcholic beer” he says

“No you won’t else you wont be able to get drunk” I laugh

“True” he sighs

TIMESKIP:

I sat at my little desk not sure why I’m bothering with this brushing and drying ,my hair where I had a shower as my phone went off so I pick it up “Hey Cassy whats up?” I ask her

“Oh my tinder canceled I was wondering you wanted to come out, get drunk as fuck with me?” she asks

“Oh I would Honey, But I’m having a night in” I tell her

“Oh...I could come over?” she begins

“Well not alone night in” I tell her

“Oh is mickey over?” she asks

“NO!” I answer “actually I’m just having a quiet Platonic night in with thomas” I tell her

“a night in? on valentines day? With thomas?” she laughs “You so gonna fuck him” she laughs

“Bugger off Cassy, I am not going to fuck my roommate” I tell her

“Yes you are” she laughs “Come on, he arranged to this he must think your gonna flash your tits at him at some point in the evening” she laughs

“Oh come on if thomas hasn’t seen my tits enough to be boring at this point He might be blind, I walk around with no shirt and bra on when it’s hot” I explain

“So... he’s a guy” she laughs “Well go have fun with your new boy toy, I’ll call Lindsey” she laughs before hanging up so I laugh finishing with my hair and putting on a pretty but comfy dress and sitting doing some make up as I heard thomas singing in the shower so I hit the wall

“Thomas shut up!” I yell

“No!” He yells back before singing even louder

“why did I ever have this stupid idea” I sigh “Cassy will tell Lindsey I’m having a night with thomas and that will be it everyone will know and will never let us live it down” I sigh checking my phone

“Uhhh...Jack already know’s I’m spending the night with you, he says he will bring over protection if we need any” Thomas yells from his room

“Wow News travels fast” I sigh

“what did you say and to who?” he asks

“I said I was spending the night here with you to Cassy” I sigh

“We are never gonna live this down” he laughs so I giggle getting up going out to the living room and going to open a bottle of wine on the table till I heard a little wolf whistle behind me

“Oh fuck off thomas” I tell him turning to see him stood leaning on the door to his room dressed pretty dam good to be honest his hair actually sorted for once and smirking at me

“You look nice” he smiles at me

“You too” I giggle as he came over getting himself a drink too “Right thomas first things first we set some ground rules” I tell him “This is NOT a date” I tell him

“If you say so” he laughs

“And neither of us are expecting sex?” i tell him

“Well I wont expect it, but if it happens I ain’t gonna stop you darling” he smirks grabbing my arse

“Oi!” I yells slapping his hand away “No..hands off” I warn him sitting on the sofa and he sat beside me, and we had a lot of drinks and a lot of random TV for a while “Knock it off” I tell him pushing his hand away as he tried grabbing my arse

“Ohh come on baby, I know you like me” he smirks

“No I do not like you thomas at the very least think your kinda hot” I shrug

“Kinda?” He smirks

“Maybe a little more then kinda” I shrug

“Good, because your very very very very hot” he smirks trying to kiss my neck but I pushed him away

“I said no thomas!” I tell him

“Oh come on baby, cant we just you know, have a little friends with benefits thing” he smirked

“why?” I ask

“Eh where both single with little to do were gonna end up jerking off and such living together” he explains

“well...its certainly an idea” i shrug “so we would just like take care of that kinda stuff for each other no strings attached” I laugh

“Yep no strings attached sex” he smirks “from now till when ever you like” He smirks

“Would I still be able be able to have sex with other people?” I ask

“If you wanted too after seeing my cock” he smirked

“yeah” I laugh “Okay...but no penetration as to risk of friends with benefit babies” I tell him

“Alright...but I think we should draw this up on paperwork” he say so I grab my laptop and begin writing sat up the dinning table even as thomas sat looking at me drinking some wine and looking at me like he wants to fuck me

“stop looking at me like that” I tell him

“Not till you finish that” he smirks as I print out the paper work laying it on the table “Soo do we get too...” he smirks trying to kiss me

“No” I tell him “Need paperwork doing” I laugh reading though it all and grabbing my pen “arnt you gonna be reading it?” I ask

“Nope, why bother reading the small print of me getting to fuck you as much as I like” he smirks as I sign the paperwork and he tries pushing me over

“No” I giggle pushing him away and handing him the pen “go on then” I laugh he quickly signs it so I fold it up and put it away in a draw “sooo” I giggle as he grabs me pushing me down on the table and kissing me like crazy putting my leg around his waist as we kiss

“God your hot” he smirks trying to undo his pants

“Whoa! No putting he dick inside me I’ve told you that” I warn him

“Oh come on...It’s valentines day” He begs

“Uhh fine once...but you knock me up... will cut off your dick” I warn him

“I know” he laughs kissing me harder till the door opened

“KNEW IT!” Linsdey screams as she opens the door