Irene quickly hung up the phone. Letting out a loud sigh, Irene went looking for the twins that saved her. When she found them, they were staring at the TV screen in shock.
Irene asked, “What’s wrong?” then she looks towards the television, Irene looked up to find every news channel reporting the President of Germany’s death with an overlook of his palace blown to bits.
“Who would do such a thing!?” The girl cried in horror.
Irene had a concerned face still looking at the TV screen said, “Maybe TO much explosives?”
The boy looking puzzled grabbed his sister and backed up saying “Was it you who killed the president, who are you!?”
Irene smacked her head thinking Great! now they know, when I get home I need to learn to keep my mouth shut….Irene turned around and said, “Yeah, I mean why would a random person with bullet holes in them collapse in the middle of the forest for no reason?” Irene began to look for an answer to her own question when the boy stopped her thinking with a question.
“Answer my other question. Who are you!?” He said, pulling out his pocket knife.
Irene, amused, thought "How cute! The boy wants to fight." Irene took a step forward pulling out a pencil said, “Fight me first, then I’ll tell you my name…sounds good?”
The boy let out a loud laugh trying to sound tough said “You expect to fight with a pencil? When I have a knife? Think the odds are in my favor! Huh?”
“Maybe, but first let me see what you got!” Irene said, basically telling him to make the first move. The boy ran towards her pulling out a second knife, Irene stood there smiling. The boy tried his hardest to land a hit on her, but Irene was dodging all of them while laughing. Then she said, “You're good at fighting! But not good enough…” After that, he realized she had the pencil a few centimeters away from his neck.
The boy landed on the ground and said, “Well you won, what are you gonna do? Kill me?”
Irene put the pencil back in her jacket that was around her waist, as she did she said “My name is Irene! Because I won you have to tell me your names as well.” The boy got back up, dusted himself off and tossed his knives to his sister After that he put on a confident smile and said “My name is Eclipse, and she is my younger sister Luna”
Then Luna quickly said, “He is only older by 10 seconds!”
“Nice to meet you Luna, Eclipse!... I have a question, How would you join me in taking over the world? Because with a little training you could be a big help in my army!” Irene said in the most casual way, with the stupidest grin on her face.
The twins stood there confused, but then Luna said, “Why would we do that!?, you just killed the president!”
“Actually, I killed the president about three hours ago! Annnd....it’s not like you knew him personally! Right?” Irene said in a sarcastic way. But the twins still refused. Irene grew impatient, Irene quickly grabbed her pistol and hit Eclipses and Luna with it to knock them out. Then she dragged their unconscious bodies to a clear area, As she was she thought, "For a fair skilled dude you would think he would have better reflexes...well, it just makes my job easier!" Then she pulled out her phone and called Rex. When he answered Irene said, “Hey! could you do me a huge favor?”
Rex sighed and then said, “What is it.”
“Well, could you transport me back to the base?” She said praying he said yes.
Rex raised his voice in annoyance. “Why can’t you come back like a normal person?” He whined.
“But!, it’s too far...and I kinda have a lot with me so it would take even longer.” Irene said whining.
“Fine!, just tell me your location…” He said sounding like he gave up.
Irene just realizing where she was said, “Well, the city is Spreeweg, but… I don’t know the exact location because I kinda woke up her not knowing how I got here...soooo it probably gonna take you a while to find-”
“Alright, I found you, get ready…” He said cutting her off
Irene stood there surprised as she thought "I-Is he serious!?... You know what I should just be happy I don’t have to travel for so long." Then she quickly asked, “Is May there?”
“No… yes… no. I don’t know.”
“What do you mean ‘I don’t know’!? You’re there!” Irene shouted.
“I don’t know.” He mumbled as a whirling purple portal appeared. I’m kinda doing something right now.” Irene heard keys being pressed through the phone. She sighed, stepping through the portal with the two kids slung over her shoulders.
When Irene got through the portal she first took the twins to the interrogation room and the locked the door. When she did that she searched the place for May.
In the end May was still not back from England, Irene sat on the couch looking irritated. Rex spun around in his computer chair, pausing his game, and asked, “Why do you need May so badly?”
“Well…. You know the two people unconscious that came through the portal with me?” Irene said.
“Yeah, what about them.” He snorted, returning to his game.
“Uhh...yeah I kinda kidnapped them... for good reasons though.” Irene said trying to sound like a complete weirdo.
“Uh hu.” He muttered, the music from his game playing loudly through his Kirby headphones. “So what does that have to do with May?”
“They found out that I was the one who killed the president of Germany, sooo because of that I offered them to join us, right…..but they said no and I need May to explain why they should….the end!”
“Kay... but you know that May’s horrible at persuading people right?” He asked, taking a bite of a peanut butter cracker
“But I don’t need her to do that, she IS good at torturing people, sooo if they refuse again than she can do the stuff, see what I mean??” As she pulls out her phone.
“Yeah, but you know I could do it instead.” He whipped out his own phone, dialing May. once he picked up he said, “Hey, get your ass over here. Irene needs you for something.” Before she could even respond he had hung up and turned to Irene. “Well, in the meantime, My offer still stands, I could torture them with puns and bad jokes.” He suggested.
Irene thought for a moment then said “Nah….I think May is better with the bad puns and jokes, but you can use your “EXTREMELY” scary threats.” She said mocking him.
“Nah, I’m good, besides, they’re not that scary. Also, May is terrible at puns. She even says it herself.”
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