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Every day I play the lottery. I play the same numbers each time. 01 31 03. I Plan to play these numbers till I win. Those numbers are actually a date. It was the day I got my fortune told. On this day, me and my wife went to the fair. For  dollars, a lady was telling fortunes. I gave my money and sat down. She got her snow globe and began. 

"Today is your Lucky Day! You will receive great fortune on this day. Good fortune indeed. Remember the 1 and the 3 and the 0. Play them in the lotto and come back tomorrow!"

So I did. I put the numbers in the order of the day I went. I lost. I went back to the fair and they told me that the lady had passed away do to a heart attack. So to so my respect to her, I play those numbers every day. It doesn't even have to be the lottery. I use them as passwords, emails, and jersey numbers in football. My wife doesn't like me buying lotto tickets every week so in exchange I let her buy whatever she wants. It was time for the numbers to come on and my wife was to busy saying how broke we are to tice the first number. A 0. Now we both went quiet. Second number, 1. It was to far to be certain. Third number, 3. Three more numbers to go. Fourth number, 1! Now me and my wife were holding on to each other. Fifth number, 0. My wife left the room. Last number, the number about to chose our wealth, 3. 

"01,31,03. Thank you for playing, Have a nice night."