You just need one bottle of Jack to be who I wish you really were.

With one shot you smile,

with two shots you are a flirt,

it's the third shot and you are dizzy,

I should help you.

I give you water,

and you sober up a bit.

And keep looking at him,

so similar to me,

but I am an xx and he's a xy,

and I just want to xxx you,

so impure.

I know you are attracted to him,

I am just your friend,

and he's just my family.

You were so drunk!

and I almost kissed you,

I swear I just wanted to say goodbye,

it was near the end of your lips.

Electricity...sorry for being a creep.

But you wanted to play,

and I was so excited,

to hold you and touch your hair,

to spoon you and feel your curves,

to feel your warmth even if it's just for one day,

but tomorrow everything will be the same again,

my dear girl friend.

"Tami, I think we should go back." said Jessica "Your brother might be worried".

"Didn't you send him a text?" Because you always do that.

"Yeah... I think. I don't know why he's mad." She said while checking her messages in her smartphone.

"Well, maybe I do... and Google also." It turned on the volume of my smartphone and the sound of the tweets were killing me. In the screen, I saw an image of me and Jess kissing.

"What the...?" Jess was over my shoulder checking my phone "Well let's look at the bright side. You are on the world trending topic today!"

"Seriously, Jess?"

"What can I say I am your community manager. Aren't I doing a great work?" She smiled.

"Sometimes I have the urge to fire you." Especially when you like to play with clickbait links.

"But you love me, as much as your brother!”

"No. And I am really happy you and I are not blood related." Incest only looks good in 2D. Thanks.

"But everyone knows you are bisexual, not an official one, but you love the LGBT+ community and even have videos that include making out with girls. We can just pass it on as a clickbait." Jessica said, a little too fast. Was she just trying to convince herself?

"I don't think people will believe that."

"But we can try. Let's make a new video about five things you must not do at a party.

"Number one, drinking more that three shots of Jack."

"We are synchronized!" She grinned.

"Well, call Damian. We’ll need him to shoot this video." I said, checking my to-do list of the day.

"Yes, chief."

I went to the coffee machine, waiting for my cup of energy. My head was already a mess.

Fuck my life. Ugh, I need to get over her sooner or later. And she's is right I am almost out of the closet. At least, I think? I just wish more guys use Chapstick.