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OHYEAOHYEA

Joined Jul 2020 FARTSPOOPS

UH HUH, SLAPAMAN AND NOOT NOOT,
KNOW U WANT ALL OF THIS ;)

YOU WANT ALL THIS MUSCLE
YOU WANT ALL THIS CAKE
I EVEN HEARD YOU LOOKIN FOR A DATE :O
BUT I DON’T GIVE A WHAT, UGH
I GOT WHAT I GOT
AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER, W A A A AN ANT

SWEETIE, SWEETIE, SIT YOUR BUM DOWN
I AINT GOT SOME TIME TO LISTEN TO SOME CLOWNS
I’M A TRILLIONARE, I’M WORTH MORE THAN YOUR RENT
THE THINGS THAT I’VE SPENT ON REFLECT MY PAYCHECK
BUT SINCE I’M FEELING NICE
I’LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY TIME

NOOT NOOT GOT A BOO BOO THAT’S WHY HER BRAIN NO GOOD GOOD
SLAPA GOT A SLAP AND THAT’S WHY HE GOIN BOO HOO
THEY CRYIN AND THEY WHININ CAUSE THEY CAN’T BE AS GOOD GOOD ☹
AND YEAH I’M SPITTIN FACTS WHILE AV’S GOING WOOHOO

YOU WANT ALL THIS MUSCLE
YOU WANT ALL THIS CAKE
I EVEN HEARD YOU LOOKIN FOR A DATE :O
BUT I DON’T GIVE A WHAT, UGH
I GOT WHAT I GOT
AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER, W A A A AN ANT

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
LUME FELT UPSET, SO THAT’S WHY I ATTACKED
YET YOU SAY IT’S FOR DRAMA, LIKE NO LITTLE MAMA
WHY CAN’T YOU GET, SLAP IS A MORON?
WHO EVEN MADE HIM THE ADMIN?
DEFINATLY NOT ME, I’M NOT A “SPICY HUMAN BEING”
I’M NOT DIGGING UP OLD STUFF TO MAKE SLAP BAD
BUT SHOULDN’T AN ADULT KNOW HOW TO ACT O///O

(IDK WHAT IM SAYING HERE EITHER LOL)
SAY “I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY! I WASN’T THINKING RIGHT!
BUT FITFART’S IN THE WRONG, AREN’T I RIGHT?”
SHUT UP OLD MAN, THAT AIN’T CUTE
BLAMING THINGS ON YOUR AUTISIM
AINT IT TOO <3

OOH, THE CLOWNERY IS KILLING MEEEE
OOH, READING WHAT YOU WRITE IS COMEDY
OOH, YOUR WORDS CARRY DUMB ENERGY
OOH, DUDE YOU AIN’T A CLOWN
YOU THE WHOLE CIRCUS

YOU WANT ALL THIS MUSCLE
YOU WANT ALL THIS CAKE
I EVEN HEARD YOU LOOKIN FOR A DATE :O
BUT I DON’T GIVE A WHAT, UGH
I GOT WHAT I GOT
AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER, W A A A AN ANT

AND YOU CAN BLOCK ME, BLOCK ME, BLOCK ME
AND YOU CAN HATE ME, HATE ME, HATE ME
BUT YOU CAN’T ERASE ME, ‘RASE ME, ‘RASE ME
JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE, GET WELL SOON <3

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