I'm left-handed, a vegetarian, and my blood type is A. I like anime, cashews, falafels, rice cookers, penguins, pugs, Pomeranians, NPR, Netflix, the New York Rangers, Doctor Who, and Universal Health Care. The high point of my life was meeting Alan Alda. I live in New York with a wife who is very likely a vampire from Rococo France.
I began writing Lourdes: A Vampire in the Old West as a joke and will one day attempt to destroy all copies of it once I become a successful author thanks to other, better books.