"There... In the shadows over yonder" Kano relayed back to his fellow scouting party members. "T-there must be thousands of the foul beast, nay, tens of thousands!" said Pip, his voice quivering upon seeing the large horde moving towards Vanos, the human's most strategically placed fortress. Should it fall nothing would stop the overwhelming horde of orcs from capturing what little land the humans had claim of. 

Woops wrong story lol

there was this cool girl, edgeXXX (my OC, donut steel) and she was really powerful like alot

she wielded 4 death guns of destruction and was the strongest touhou in the land even yukari was scared of her i think

but one day she turned to a bad guy and started killing other touhous. oh no thats not good

"this is bad" said yukuri said to reimo. "yes it is lol" reimu replied smoking her blunt #420blazeit.  "reimu pls" yukari said pretty mad. "dont worry if we gather all the alive touhous in the land and unite in friendship we should win probably" 

Yukari reared back startled by reimos lack of concern of the situation. "why u no serious" said yukari.

"Im the main character lol i cant die" replied reimu, "same", said yukari

so the next day reimu and yukari both high af summoned the power of friendship and defeated the evil bad dangerous not good touhou 

the end?????