Can you guess when I will die?

He asked that question randomly as we were watching their house burn when he just decided to show me to his parents after school.

After me.

That was my answer.

The firefighters were still trying to fight the hungry fire when his parents stood next to him.

Then they asked about me and this is the day they found out he has a girl best friend.

XD

I dont even know how to express this in emoji