Y/n POV:
I sat on my sofa watching the TV not doing much till my cat jumped up and say on my stomach “hey tommy? You okay? Or do you just want to sleep on me” I ask I do love Tommy he’s my little Cat I’ve had him as long as I can remember he’s a thin cat but unbelievably lazy he spends 22 hours a day asleep and the other two eating how he’s so thin I don’t know but I love him he just meows “what? What do you want I’m not a mind reader Tommy” I say he then gets off me and within seconds comes back pushing his food bowl then sitting and meowing, “right, why didn’t you just say that you silly cat” I sat getting up and feeding him up Once he’s eaten I sit on the window sil with my book and Tommy comes and snuggles up beside me As I read the book till it’s time for bed I laid in bed and Tommy laid by my stomach cuddled up into me as I feel asleep…
When I woke up I felt odd I felt a arm on me I sat up and sore a tall thin blonde boy laied in my bed naked bundled up with a arm draping over me “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” I scream falling out of bed
“What’s up with you this morning?” He says sleepily streaming his arms and legs but not opening his eyes
“Who the hell are you?” I ask horrified finding a naked guy I don’t know in my bed, nothing I haven’t been though before but I didn’t even like to out last night
“What do you mean? You’ve known me forever love” he says sitting up in the bed and crawling towards me
“No, no I have no clue who you are” I say terrified buy this guy
“Y/n it’s me, it’s Tommy” he says
“Uh.. Tommy is a cat” I say
“Yeah” he answers looking confused “what’s up with you anyway, tour never this talkative with me, you normally just ask if I want food and ignore what ever I say” he asks
“Are you trying to tell me, your my cat” I ask
“Yeah I am your cat, why is this different today?” He asks
“Becuase your not a cat!” I yell
“Yeah I am I have been since I was born, what’s the Matter love? You seem flustered” he asks
“My cat has a human body, okay, I need a Drink” I say going to the kitchen and getting a bottle of vodka and drinking some before looking back to the guy laid on my sofa still naked batting one of the little cat toys with his hand the way Tommy would with his paw “so if your my cat? Why are you human?” I ask
“Human?” He asks
“Yeah” I say
“ I’m Not human I’m a cat, I’m your cat and your my human love” he says crawling across the floor and moving around my legs
He’s not noticed? Oh my god he’s a stupid cat sometimes
“Look at yourself Tommy” I tell him
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Im!-im-im-im-im-im human” he says looking at his body very confused “what did you do to me, I was lovely and fluffy, what did you do to me?” He asks sounding mad at me before just hissing and snarling at me running off into the bathroom,
“Oh no.. Tommy don’t you dare” I scream running after him
“You can’t stop me” he yells back
“Oh yes I can” I say but as I open the door he’s just sat in the floor looking anoyied" ha can’t fit in your crawl space anymore can you" I giggle
“ no” be sighs “what have you done to me, I was lovely, why did you do this to me” he asks as I sit beside him on the floor
“ I didn’t I just feel asleep with you as a cat and when I woke up you where human” I answer “ I guess we will have to live with it for now” I sigh
“ I guess so” he sighs and we stay quiet for a while confused what to say to each other what do you say to your cat?
“Love?” He says
“Yeah?” I reply
“ thanks for finally answering me” he says
“ your welcome Tommy"I answer he then just smiles and licks my cheek "that not how humans do that Tommy” I say
“Oh…that’s what I normally do” he says
“Yeah but not humans” I laugh kissing his cheek
“Oh thats what that is” he says
“Yep,now can you please out on pants the fact your naked is kinda creeping me out” I say
“Why? I’ve never worn pants before? Whatever even are pants?” Be asks me
“Oh God we have a lot of work to do” I sigh
TIME SKIP:
Tommy laid on the sofa in a pair of boxers as that’s all I could get him to wear luckily him clawing and hissing at me does little anymore he’s still all bundled up like you would imagine a cat to but takin up all the sofa and a lot sexyier, WAY WOW WHAT!? Am I attacked to my cat? I look at him till there’s a knock at my door and I go get it luckily not waking him up and it’s my best friend Jill “hey y/n” she smiled hugging me “where’s Tommy ? Makes sure he doesn’t climb on me again this is a new dress” she says stepping into my flat and instantly stoping “uh y/n?” She asks
“Yeah?” I ask
“Who’s the gorgeous man Candy on your sofa?” She asks with a smirk looking him up and down “and why isn’t tommy clawing his eyes out Tommy hates people in his spot” she asks
“That is Tommy Jill” I answer
“Uh, Tommy is a cat y/n ” she says
“Was, was a cat, is now a human” I sigh
“Can I date your cat?” She asks
“No” I reply as we go sit in my kitchen
“I normally hate the idea of Tommy crawling around in my lap but now I just might let him” she smirks
“Jill, that’s still my cat, he onced tried to eat your hair remember” I tell her “ and he peed on you, several times” I add
“Yes I did” Tommy says poking his head up from under the table giving us both heart attacks “it was tasty, can I eat more of your hair Jillian?” He asks her
“If you stay like this Tommy I’m sure you can” she smirks “ I heard cats are very skilled with there tongues, maybe I won’t object to you licking me all over now your like this Tommy” she says slyly to him making his eyes go wide
“I like being a human” he says to me
“ Jill you are not ever taking Tommy home” I tell her and they both look disheartened
“Don’t worry Tommy, I will house sit while she’s at work” she whispered to him winking at him
“Know one is going to be doing any of that kind of carryings on” I tell them both
“Fine” she sighs after a good chat she left leaving me and tommy alone as I make dinner and he’s sat on the floor looking at me with his food bowl in front of him so I smile and pick it up and putting a serving of my food in it then putting it the other side of the table from my plate “come on” I tell him as I sit down
“I can eat up there?” He asks and I nod making him smile a lot before sitting on the chair across from me “so here’s some issues I have discovered as a human” he says eating his food and I eat mine he is fairly good at basic human consepts and activity’s seeing as he sees me do them so much,
“Okay, like what?” I ask
“I vet looked at like I’m crazy if I try to climb on the roof, I can’t get in my crawl space anymore, I can’t just wonder around naked, you can’t lift me up and give me hugs and kisses anymore, Jill seems to be very friendly when she normally hates me, I’m alot slower, and I can’t lick my junk anymore” he explains and the last one makes me choke
“You shouldn’t be doing that anyway, human or cat” I answer
“Then how am I ment to clean it?” He asks
“Have a bath or-” I reply
“BATH!!!!” He screches hissing and hissing under the table
“Tommy you will have to have a bath or shower as a human else you will stink” I tell him “ an know one will want to give you love and cuddles” I tell him
“Fine but I still won’t be happy about it” he says eating still as the night went on we went to my bed I sat reading my book with Tommy’s head in my lap as I lightly stroke his hair he just likes this maybe just a over hang from cat institution “I miss it you know” he sighs
“What?” I ask
“Licking down there, and my little crawl space” he sighs
“Yeah well your lucky, I was actually getting you neutered next week” I tell him
“Getting me what?” He asks scared
“I was gonna take you to the vets and they where gonna cut your bits off” I tell him and be looks terrified
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