13 YEARS AGO

Spirit: {breathing heavily}
Ken: Come on Spirit — is that all you got?
Spirit: FIST OF RETRIBUTION!
Ken: That’s it! Spirit, hit me with your best shot. Don’t hold back. {smirk}

Spirit: HERE I COME, KEN!
Ken: HANDS OF THE HEAVENLY ONE!

Both yell in unison.
VFX: EXPLOSION

DUST CLEARS

Spirit: Why should I go all out if you’re going to cheat?
Ken: Come on, I only activated 50% luck, that’s all.
Spirit: Hmmm.

Spirit punches Ken. Ken doesn’t notice until blood pours from his nose.

Ken: HUH?!
Spirit: Even with your luck, you still can’t counter basic attacks.
Ken: Tsk.

Spirit: That’s enough training for today. We need to stay alert for when the demons attack.
Ken: Awwww come on — one more!
Spirit: Why? You can’t even counter basic attacks.

Ken’s nose starts bleeding again.
Ken: “Come on… again…”

Spirit walks away.