Dill had an addiction to glue fortunately he had an attack bird to stop him.
Unfortunately, that didn’t stop Dill from literally feeding his addiction.
Fortunately, the bird was an excellent stalker and could track Dill’s every move.
Unfortunately, Dill knew this and he was slick so he violently ran away while inhaling glue. Fortunately, the attack bird saw this coming and flew after him like a missile.
Unfortunately, Dill fell down on top of his glue and he had a mental breakdown.
Fortunately, Dill found his inner tiger. It was an obese tiger but it was something.
Unfortunately just like his inner tiger he fell to his side and was about to give up.
Fortunately, he pulled a My Little Pony and used the power of friendship he has with his glue and got up to run again.
Unfortunately, the bird used his power of Mexican candy powder he inhaled and sped up to Dill.
Fortunately, Dill can bend time and ran to the local Walmart with a pharmacy open Monday-Sunday 24/7 but not on Thanksgiving, Christmas or New years
Unfortunately, Dill was running out of time so he raced so he can get his glue to make his own feast because his parents left him due to his issues
Fortunately, Dill busted through the windows and ran like a rat to where they supplied his glue
Unfortunately, the attack bird now named Carl for some reason was watching Dill from the customer service desk.
Fortunately, Dill slinked his way to the desk so he can pay for his feast.
Unfortunately, Carl threw away Dills glue into the trash
Fortunately, Dill called for the manager Karen
Unfortunately, Carl got fired from a job he didn’t even have
Fortunately, Dill got his glue back and went home
Unfortunately, Carl is now without a job to support his 20 children and wife.