Someone walks on and whispers to Norman
"Oh, that's the business meeting version. Our priorities are Comfort, Quality, and Comedy! Because we all know why the Skeletene crossed the road. To become a terrorist"
A laugh track plays
"Dear Earthlings, you may not know of the Niune Region, as your planet was just inducted into it, so you may not know yet, so I will show you our highest quality map of it."
"Wow, such a oh-so-very high quality map. So detailed." Norman says monotone.
Someone walks on screen, short black and green hair, tan skin with green spots over the back of her neck, and round sunglasses over her eyes, and two mechanical arms instead of... Regular ones
Norman just kinda stares at Edith
"That was... A lot of words?"
Edith gets real close to Norman
"So how much are you payin me?" She said inquisitorally
Norman.exe has stopped working, and two security guards take her off screen
"Anyways" Norman starts "The Skeletenes are a big problem, and we hope to eradicate them soon enough."
The audio starts clipping before a 22 foot tall shadow rises in the background, before the feed abruptly cuts to an ocean with Norman on a little canoe on it
"This is Denilia, this is an ocean planet, there is no landmass on this planet, and it is the biggest planet in the Niune Region, all of it's inhabitants live underwater. This is our prime location to fish, but a lot of pirates like to whale, which is very illegal, but don't worry, we have someone on the job for that."
An old wooden ship, which looks like a pirate ship floats by in the background.
The background cuts to a dark red sky, a dark soil with craters about everywhere, and a lava river running in the back-background.
A 12 foot tall robotic entity walks on screen next to norman, they have slim limbs, and a slim body, and have a human skull as a head, with one glowing red eye
The Harvester just looks down at Norman
Norman walks off screen, The Harvester bows before the program ends, and the TV is turned off.
A skeletene with pure black skin, and her skeleton tattooed on her body is holding the remote, she tosses it asside
"Yeah fuckin right, like any of that corporate bullshit's true."