What do I look like?  Well I don't know because I do not have hair.  One day I'm sucking on my feet...WHICH I CAN'T HELP...but my father comes in delighted.  He said, "We have some new family!"  He turns around and I see this very hairy child and when I mean hairy he looked like a gorilla.  My father said, "This is Akio."  Akio? Doesn't that mean bright?  Him bright? What?  Then I picked up a smell, a TERRIBLE smell, and I locked eyes with "Akio" and I realize he was the one who was smelling bad.  I said, "BAA GOO GEE MAMA GARBEE BEE BOO STINKAHH."  Everyone looked at me and said in a baby voice, "Look who is trying to join the conversation!"  No, you idiots, move this stink freak weirdo out of our house, god, what dummys.  I realize my Grandma is here she's the only one who speaks Korean and I can barely speak Korean.  "누나, 이 냄새 나는 소년을 내 집에서 꺼내!" (Nuna, Get this stinky boy out of my house).  My grandma slips out and says, "애지 무례하게 굴지 마 언젠가는 하루 종일 그를 곁에 둘 거라고 장담 해." (Aeji, Don't be rude I bet one day you are going to want him by your side all day).

     I didn't realize that was going to be true.  So I nodded and toddled away to my room.  I heard a slam on my door and I saw the Gorilla come in, suddenly he took my toys and smashed them.  I couldn't help but yell, "아이코는 원숭이, 털이 많은 고릴라 원숭이!" (Aiko's a monkey, a hairy gorilla monkey!) But I couldn't help but cry.  My mom came running in and said, "Aiko, don't do that."  I responded angry, "아이코를 차고로 데려가!" (Take Aiko to the garage!)  My mom looked back at my dad and he nodded.  There he went to the garge.  Since that day I just went to the garage to play and feed him.