A long time ago, there lived a birb named Bobby. It was a time when birbs freely roamed the land, each with a hooman slave to tell them they are coot. Bobby started getting more and more hoomans as Bobby became fluffier everyday.
One birb named Jeff, was jealous of the floofiness. Jeff was also not as coot, and was super cringey. His hooman’s name was Taylor, and she was the cringiest of them all. (The following part by the IRL Taylor) Then he pooped thick slime and started poking it. It was sooooo clicky and crunchy. He spent hours doing ASMR YouTube videos with his slime. (Back to the original writers, The Hoomans) Until the hoomans of Bobby took the “slime”. They gained so much of this “slime”, that they took over the world leaving birbs, nowadays, mere pets.
We can all learn from this birbyful story, that: “Slime is the root of all evil”. So be good or the slime in your bedroom will start being evil for ever in your worst nightmares. Yeet oof melm.
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