A kid was running down the street at full speed as a hoard of Akuma’s chased after him and he repeatedly said to himself. “Don’t die! Don’t die! Please don’t die!”
He jumped dodging tendrils did a series of flips dodging the tendril from the swarm of Akuma's that were after him. He
“Come here, you vessel!!” He heard them screech.
“Sorry, I’m not into grabby people plus you guys aren’t my type, I'm looking for someone else at the moment and frankly you guys won't cut it!” He gripped a signpost spun around and ran down an alley ran into the streets where some demon slayers were preparing a holy barrier for the Akuma's.
“Oy, hustle boy or else you’ll
The boy ran as fast as his legs could go. He jumped through in the nick of time as the Akuma's tendril reached for him the spirit barriers activated and he flew towards a group of demon slayers.
“Oh, he’s coming this way!” One said.
“I’ve got him!” One of them stood and caught him in her arms.
“Oof, oh hiya, Seras!” He said. “How have you been, been committing mass murder I see!”
“Why Morioka, here you are causing chaos wherever you go,” She flipped him upright.
“We are saving them, by expunging the darkness from them we are letting their souls rest in peace.” Seras informed him.
“You don’t know that, no one does, not even they do
“Hah! Finally done! Can’t believe we’re done already even with a demon lover here.” One asked.
“Don’t worry kid maybe you’ll get to join them soon!”
“Yeah, what kind of kid cares for the demon, all they want to do is kill us, humans.”
They all laughed at except for Seras who was gripping tightly and was about ready to slaughter all of them, Morioka tapped her arm looked up at her and smiled with lit a lit match in his hand.
She looked at the floor and realized that there was alcohol everywhere and she thought, ‘Ahh, shit!’
Morioka threw matches on the ground and the entire street
“Oh, what a naughty thing to do,” He giggled as he walked away and screams from the pedestrians and demon slayers could be.
Meanwhile, back at school, a girl with purple hair that reaches to
‘He’s not here yet…. I hope that he didn’t get attacked on his way to school again.
“Huh? Oh… right,
“Jeez, you don’t sound interested Ciara-
“Well, I guess we can just marry each other seeing as you don’t have one either.” Ciara said.
“Wh… WHA... what is pouting for
“Whoa did you hear that?” A classmate said.
“Did Ciara-san just ask
“Is this a Yuri development?”
“Are they broken I can fix them if they are?”
Just then Morioka strolled in with his hair on fire looking without a care in the world.
"Oh morning, Ciara-san." He said.
"I'll save you, Morioka-
"Wait, what?! No, but I haven't even done anything yet!!" He yelped.
After she extinguished the flames she apologized for badly brutalizing him by accident.
"Hey, why was your hair on fire
"Oy, oy, do you even understand the gravity of what you are saying?" Ciara said.
"Not really." He scratched his head nervously.
"Ugh, that trash is talking to the beautiful Ciara." A student said.
"What useless trash!"
"Yeah, I don't know why she's so nice to him
"She's just too kind
"But he's trash, he should just get lost."
"Ha! A loser with no
Veins were bulging in her head, Ciara spun round as pink sparks
'Hmm, I better calm her down before she kills someone' Morioka put a hand on her shoulder,
'What are they on about now? I just asked her to the mall with me, no big deal' Morioka thought clueless to what was going on around him.
"Cool!" Morioka gave her a thumbs up.
"To think the two beauties of our school are going out with him..." A student mumbled.
"It sickens me to my stomach!"
Ciara glared at them and thought 'These bastards do this every time! Don't they get tired??'
Just the teacher walks in, "all right settle down you worthless!" She bellowed then noticed, Morioka.
"Morning, teach! I'm early this time so no detention for me today." Morioka said.
"Ahh, yes, it seems so, Morioka-san," She patted his head. "Good boy," She beamed and grabbed his cheeks. "Now please take your seat
After school, Ciara and
"Thanks for doing this every day, Morioka-san," The teacher said.
"No, prob, miss, just happy to help a friend in need," He grinned.
She blushed and averted her gaze upon him; they made it to her office on the way Morioka accidentally on purpose kicked a mopping bucket and a kid slid down the stair, mixed some dangerous chemicals in the med lab and locked the students inside kicked a male student into the girls changing room all with letting his teacher notice.
"Thank you again, Morioka," She said.
"Like I said before, no problem!" He said.
"Don't listen to what the others say about you, Morioka-san, You are a model student and that's what counts right now."
"Yes, 'a model student' that all should follow," He said sarcastically as he thought back to all the cause that he caused just a moment ago.
Morioka was heading to Ciara and
"Well, what do I owe the displeasure, you know apart from existing." He said.
"Wow, all these guys to beat someone as weak as me, you guys really are hopeless
"Whoa, dude did he just quote Armin??" One said.
"Yes, and I
They all gasped in utter shock.
"You bite your tongue!"
"Don't disrespect the best
"Shut the fuck up
He charged at him he jumped backward dodging his punches but hit in the back; he got punched the face, in the gut and side. They charged at him.
'now chance' He thought and ran past them and got out the circle and continued running.
"Oy where do you think you are going, Punk!" The leader of the group. Stretched out his hand and chanted. "Hydro fist!" A magic crest appeared from his palm and water fist shot at Morioka knocking him down the hall.
The others followed suit and fired their magic at him, Morioka looked up at the magic projectiles coming his way.
"Ah, crap!" They hit him and there was an explosion of magic but Morioka
'Anyway, I can't die until I find them. And besides after that attack there's no way they'll come after me, right' Morioka thought as he ran.
"Hey!" He heard a group of people scream, but he couldn't believe it they were hot on his trail. "Get back here!"
"What the hell do you bastards want?" Morioka asked.
"Your corpse!!" They shot more magic projectiles at him.
He looked and saw that he landed on top of
As they were walking to the mall Morioka had a red handprint on his face and he said, "It was an accident, you didn't have to slap me so hard!"
"And you didn't have to slap me back!" Ciara yelled she too had a hand imprint on her face.
"I slapped you because you slapped me first it only seems fair," Morioka said folding his arms.
'Ahh, a Morioka-
They headed to the underground mall were their clothes stores, tattoo parlors, restaurants and arcades.
"So what do you girls want to do first?" Morioka asked.
"Let's get ice cream, then lots of candy and then a butt-ton of shopping!"
"Oy, you are drooling," Morioka used a tissue to wipe her mouth.
"Thank you future wife,"
"Oh, you welcome." He beamed. "Wait, what the fuck was that??"
"Wait, but how am I the wife??" He asked.
After getting ice cream and candy and Morioka beat the girls at the claw game and they forced him to carry their bags, they stumbled upon a photo booth.
"Ooh, let's go in here!"
"Yeah," Ciara pumped her fist in the air.
"Why?" Morioka asked.
"So we can capture this moment!" Ciara grabbed his Morioka's arm and pulled him in the booth with
"All right, that was fun, but I'm starving. Want something to eat?" Ciara asked.
"You pig!" Morioka said.
"Yeah, we just ate!"
Then their stomachs growled loudly.
"So, do what do you pigs want?" She asked.
Ciara left them to get the doughnuts when Morioka heard someone call his name. He turned round and saw Seras coming his way with a few friends.
"Ha! Comedian, I'm on off the clock," Seras said.
"Whoa! So, killers get time off maybe I should ask the other killer when they go off so I can pass through their territory."
Seras grabbed him by his head, "Oy, the mouth on this one!"
"Ow, ow, ow, Sears-
"Um, who are you people?"
"Oh, excuse me, miss, I'm Seras and these morons are my buddies, we are demon slayer!"
"Whoa ho! I didn't know that the demon loving freak had any
"Oy, kid, you never told her about us?" Seras said tightening the grip.
"Well, it doesn't come up in conversation much, Seras, darling!" Morioka said.
Seras let go of him as and he landed on the guy that Seras clocked.
"What is it now?" He asked.
"You must tell me all there is to being a demon slayer later!" She said.
"I refuse, ask Seras, She'll tell the honor of casually murdering people." He said.
Sears tore up grabbed him and shook, "Tell me! Tell me!"
"Okay, wait, calm down first,
'what? A dark power here! Now of all places!!' Seras thought. "Do you guys feel that?"
"Mm!' A demon slayer with short green hair said,
"Right," Seras put on her demon slayer banner. "Listen up everyone an Akuma is in here you all have to move right fucking now!!!!" Seras yelled,
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