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Exerpts of an Adventurer

Stiupid A** Drops

Stiupid A** Drops

May 24, 2017

Drip Drip Drop. Drip drip drop. I hate that sound. Reminds me of my child hood, water drip drip dropin' through the roof and keeping me up all fucking night. Don't get me wrong, we weren't poor, but we sure as hell wasn't rich either. Water just goes drip drip drop. Drip drop. Echoing through this dark ass fucking cave. Drip drop. Dripity fucking drop. The only light in this cramped ass cave's the creepy ass light from this weird ass water. This damn ass fucking gash in my side sure ain't nuthin to sneeze at either.  Pain was burin up my whole side, probably was thinkin of stupid shit just to keep my mind off it without realizing it.

At some point I was buissy thinkin about some stupid word I don't remember, started with "h", that rhymed with either blood or bleed and kept tryin to think of words that rhymed with it until I finally decided to stop being a fucking idiot and climb my sorry ass outa' there instead of just waiting to die from blood loss.

Ya know what? I should probably explain what happened before so ya get why the hell I hadn't tried to do this (climbin out) before.

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Editor's note: When he handed me this book he told me "Now you get to see how much of a little cussin' ass I really am" and I don't know about the "ass" part but he he sure wasn't kidding about the cussing!

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Exerpts of an Adventurer
Exerpts of an Adventurer

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Soooooo, a friend told me to write some "excerpt of my adventures" or some shit like that. So, uh, writing shit!
But I don't know shit about writing and sure as hell ain't no adventurer, I'm a fucking explorer. And what the hell's a fucking excerpt?

Editor's note: Word to the wise: this guy cusses like an old sailor!
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