Hi. I know this is just a normal greeting but, what do you expect me to say? You're acting like we're friends. You know what? Hi there, FRIEND. I'm Kyle and My world has been shaken to it's core. I'm currently on the moon and can't get off and even WORSE I'm stuck with this HOT guy. Let me slow down and start from the beginning. I woke up on February 1st, 2019. I looked in the mirror and I saw pale white skin, light blue ocean eyes, and freckles. I HATE my freckles. I'm just a scrawny little kid. I'm 14 and 5'4, isn't that just amazing? As you can see, I'm very sarcastic (i would insert an eye roll emoji right there If I could.) So, I go into the bathroom and take off my pajamas and get in the shower. you might be wondering "Why do we need to know this" but just keep reading. So I turn on the water and wait for it to get scorching hot (I love hot water. Is that a problem?) So i'm running my hands through my now wet ugly brown hair and I see a snake and It's a rainbow. I scream "MOOOOOOOM!!! IT'S A SNAKE" Yeah, I'm clearly not that manly. But as I scream, the snake just disappeared and my mom never came. She was in the kitchen with Brad. We can save him for another chapter *Insert anyone eye roll emoji* So I continue my shower and I'm really scared because what if it comes back and bites me? But that's the least of my problems. We still have to go to SCHOOL. RoxRox High is basically a hell hole and I'm treated like *insert poop emoji*. But we'll save that part for another chapter.

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