“Do you, LaVey, take Camille to be your unlawfully wedded wife? To stand by her side through fiery times and fiery buildings, petty theft and mass murder, through jail time and jailbreaks, keeping yourself solely to her as long as you live?”
The man in the gaudy gold and white outfit nodded. “I do.”
“And do you, Camille, take LaVey to be your unlawfully wedded husband? To stand by his side through fiery times and fiery buildings, petty theft and mass murder, through jail time and jailbreaks, keeping yourself solely to him as long as you live?”
The woman with short hair made of ice smiled. “I do.”
“By the authority vested in me by the National Villain Association, I now pronounce you husband and wife. And what two hearts of evil have been joined together, let no hero tear apart. You may kiss the bride.”
Juliet watched her television with a sappy smile. It only grew as the couple leaned in for a kiss and the audience gave a round of applause. She couldn’t help but let out a light squeal and clap along with them. The host, a relatively tame looking man in comparison to the others that’d been shown, walked in the front of the camera.
“That’s it for this season of Finding Mr. Wrong! Congratulations to Royal Kill and Obsidian Snow. A match made in Hell. May they live happily ever after in villainous matrimony. As we come to a close, I just want to remind you that we’re still looking for the next bachelorette to be on the show. If you think you should be on here or know someone who should, call the number on your screen now. I’m your host, Washington, and I can’t wait to see you back here in a few months for the next season. Who will our next lucky lady be? Or should we say, our next lucky guy?”
As Juliet stared at the flashing number on the screen, the wheels in her mind started turning. An idea formed and all that was missing was the lightbulb appearing over her head. Wasting no time, she pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and dialed the number. Three rings later, she was connected to a new adventure. “Hi, there! My name is Juliet—you may know me as Silver Dragon—and I know someone who would be perfect for the next season of Finding Mr. Wrong…”