My name is Boyfriend, a name given to me by the love of my life (Girlfriend) and shortly after my legal name.

I'm 19, and I didn't do well at college.

But when I grow up, I'm going to become a rapper! I've already impressed Girlfriend, so that's a start. I think I'd need my rapping skills just in case.

I did try to get to Girlfriend once, but her dad stopped me. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.

GF's parents are demons.

This was normal, since I've seen some weird stuff around here. There's this guy who's head is a literal bomb!!!

Ever since that happened, I felt too scared to go to GF, because her dad threatened me every time. He said that if I came again, he'd crush my skull.

Just thinking of that gives me goosebumps.

But soon enough, I knew that I had to defeat her dad one day...