Ahem, well I guess I should probably introduce myself. I am the creator god of Earth and therefore pretty damn old. In fact, I was created with what you humans have called "The Big Bang." So old as fuck.
Anyway being a floating ball of light with a conscience was pretty boring, so one day I decided to gather some rocks and made the Earth. Once that was too boring, I decided to put some of my energy into the planet and wallah - bacteria was created (sorry). I guess most of it was evolution after that but I did aid here and there. I mean did you really think the fish started turning amphibious on their own? Pfft, that was with a little help from yours truly.
It was interesting watching the rock I once put together beam with so much life, but I was never able to truly connect. I always just watched on the side lines seeing the life interact with one another. After a quite a few eons when human life began that my curiosity got the best of me.
It was around 3000 years ago that I decided it was time to mingle with the life forms and I chose the most intriguing life form - humans.