This story is relatively common in the Greek world but Come on people who really likes this story, whatever, I really should get going with this story because I'm going to Red lobster with my family, so here is how this story started.
It was just an awesome day for Demeter, greek goddess of agriculture, grains and all things cereal, but soon later she realized that she had a meeting with mother Gaia and she was running a little late.
"Persephone!" shouted Demeter( the name Persephone is really hard to pronounce and spell, Ugh really why is it that the Greeks alway have problem naming their children, they alway give their children something very long or short that people can't even pronounce! What the heck Greeks?!),
Yes mother, said Persephone.
I would be having a meeting with Mother Gaia, so I called some nymphs to come and take care of you, be on your best behaviour! Αντίο!, said Demeter.
Mom, I am old enough to take care of myself, look at me, I am 18, not 8 years old, so stop using useless mindless and stupid Nymphs to babysit me, exclaimed Persephone.
I am your mother, I am doing this to protect you from all those male Gods, come on you don't need those unimportant boys, remember how I gave birth to you, it was because of that grade A jerk that I call my brother, namely Zeus impregnated me that is how I got you, cried Demeter.
But, mom all the girls my age already have boyfriend or girlfriend whatever, whined Persephone.
Nymphs, shouted Demeter.
Yes Ma'am, said the Nymphs
Please take care of Persephone, said Demeter.
MOM!! you are almost late for your meeting, shouted Persephone.
Okay Αντίο darling, sang Demeter, and also don't forget to brush your teeth before going to bed.
I will, replied Persephone.
Demeter started flying to her meeting or conference( hey they didn't have any cars that time, so to get somewhere they did like cool teleportation tricks which give of a bad or good scent), so little Persephone went out to play with the Nymphs in the woods.
Meanwhile...in the Underworld(a really dark and boring but sometimes cool place for spirits to live in), Hades( god of Underworld... sounds kind of boring, also brother to Mr Jerky McJerk face aka Zeus), was watching Persephone form a glass mirror(Just to let you know Hades is a big stalker and is Persephone's uncle, Ewww...😵😷, I know right, keep it classy Greeks and stop doing to much incest, like WTF!!!), He fell deeply in love with Persephone and really wanted to marry her, so Hades did the only thing he could do he went to Mount Olympus to see Zeus, Persephone father, who was in a pretty good mood, so Hades was like err...Ok..
Hello brother, said Hades in his best but gloomiest tone.
What's up Dude,

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