Mello there stranger. This is a book about something I do not really know of what, but it is about something. My name is Thomas Edison, not really, but if you like you may call me that and much like the original Thomas Edison I am going to bring some light into your life.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

just kidding I don't read. 

June 25th 1990 something, it was 7:00 AM  I was sitting in the middle of a grass field, there was a slight breeze that made my hair dance. " oh sweet Jonathan , when will you be returning home? " I whispered to myself, a single tear sliding down my cheek. "WHAT THE FUCK! I barely even knew the guy he delivered milk to our house once " I thougt out loud to myself " but was that really all we were? A milk man and a farmers dugther? NO! I refuse to believe that! we where so much more. " I wiped the tears from my eyes. " that milk mattered " I paused for a moment getting my emotions under control. " you mattered Jonathan. " I smiled slightly knowing Jonathan would return monday to deliver more milk " WHAT A LOVELY CORN FIELD!!!!! " I was startled by a loud high pitched screech coming from behind me, I turned around to see what it was. " oh no " I whisperd under my breath, it was my old hag of a grandmother smiling down at me " what fucking corn fields do you speak of grandmother? this is just fucking grass! " I asked her slightly annoyed and confused " WELL LOOK AT ALL THE LOVELY CORN FIELDS!!! " she screamed as she started running away. I shook my head " crazy old hag " I whispered as I watched her runing of into the distance.