I dont know how to even start this sus story

Like i was just showering with one of my hand holding the shower thing that shoot water out and another holding my phone,

(And now you're probably thinking that my wirting is sh#t seeing i don't know the word for the shower thing- you're correct, i am bad enggilsh)

I noticed a black pixel in my sight(without my glasses,)

And i immediately knew what it was since it was moving around furiously while making super annoying and scary buzzing sound-

It is a bug- and i absolutely hate(and is terrified) bugs (and insects)

By terrified i mean TERRIFIED.

Like why they even exist??? To scare ppl and annoy them by jumping out of nowhere making you scream and then disappear in thin air leaving the poor guy(me) terrified and almost die beacuse of heart attack????

Anyways back to the point

The bug was flying in the air making sus dance moves pretending i dont even exist

At the moment my brain was not responding and i was just kinda freezed at there

The bug sees it's chance and DASHES towards me,,

And in my point of view i just see the black pixel got larger and larger- i have to do something, or else i will die( out of heart attack).

I raise my hand with the bidet spray( i googled the name now), trying to drive away the sus and annoying bug- and surprisingly, it worked!

(I bet you're shouting "god fixking dammit just use your HANDs to kill the bug!!! You are like, larger than it 10000 times!!? Its just a tiny bugggggg!!!!!" At me right now, but im really, like REALLY afraid of bugs ok ;-;)

The bug stops its charging, but continues to fly around, keeping its eyes on me.

At that moment, i knew that only one of us can leave this bathroom safely.

I put my phone with my glasses on a small shelf- spoilers alert, it was a bad mistake.

Holding the bidet spray with both of my hands, i stood on the corner of the bathroom, waiting for the bug to start its attack.

I must admit that the bug is very intelligent. Not only it have super fast speed, it also mastered the tactic of guerrilla warfare. It appears, dashes towards me, i use the bidet spray to defend, it disappears. It is constantly torturing me mentally, and i have no way to fight back.

But unfortunately to the bug i am smarter (of course). Knowing that physically defeating the bug is not possible, i was always finding the time to escape. I moved slowly and slowly to the bathroom doors, and the time i was just going to leave this hellish place and regain freedom, i just realized- that i forgot my phone and glasses.

You might not fully understand what i meant just by words, so i made you a map.

||Doors  (possible bug location) glasses

||Doors  (possible bug location) phone 

|Me        (possible bug location)         

I have to cross the bug to get my phone and glasses back.

Nope.

I ain't doing that.

But thinking all the years my phone and I have spent- i just can't leave him alone. 

 yes my glasses also.

I need to think of a way to get my phone and my glasses back.

You know what counters guerrilla warfare?

Blitzkrieg.(actually i dont know if it really counters guerrilla warfare lol)

My heart has never been beating so hard before. I step out, can started to run towards the shelf. I heard the buzzing of the bug became louder, and louder, but then softens. Immediately, i grab all my stuff, and speed out of the bathroom door.

Slamming the door shut, i finally esacped the bug.

Phew.

But you think thats the end?

Haha, youre wrong lol. SOMEHOW the FRI/KING bug ESCAPES THE DOOR, and is now FURIOUSLY FLYING TOWARDS ME.

like, THE F#)K? HOW IN THE WORLD DID IT just CASUALLY ESCAPES through a CLOSED DOOR?

Whsyd sjdjdjdj AAAAASAAAAHHHHHH

Hahaha im trapped in my room writing this thing and im being trapped here forever haha i love bugs hahaha