I wake up and all I see is White all around.

Wait am I dead, I will finally get to see my grandparents again. But it's so vast I am certainly sure heaven is supposed to be filled with angels and grapes .

"hello ""hhheeellloooo"am I in some kind of place where I will be judged if I go to hell or heaven. "anyone at home ". I'm so lost that I am hearing voices ."are you doing okay if you want I can make you some honey and lemon tea "."HOLY SHRIMPS AND FRIED EGGS "why did I say that I wonder myself, but anyone in my  Situation would have acted the same way I mean all you see is an old man with a beard that reaches what looks like the floor I can't tell. "right so odd mannered of me not to introduce myself I am god" I hear a background of old town road playing the guy as great taste in music, WAIT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT "you say your god right so does that kind of mean I am going to heaven and I would like some tea well honey and ginger not lemon" .

The guy who calls himself god has one of those faces that say that is one of a kind. I'm really getting worried that if he is god I not going to heaven for saying such things. I have never opened a Bible in my life so I don't know the rules."I am sure you have a lot of questions for me to answer,  let's have a seat while were at it ooo and you can call me gramps ""where did the seats come from "." are you sure your okay they have been here the whole time "go-g-gramps says. "go on the chairs won't explode on you""you noticed I am really sorry if I was rude. It's just that I don't know where I am and if I should trust you " . "oh don't worry you can say and think all you it's the least I can do since I was The one who killed you ". I'm dreaming, yes that's it I am dreaming none of this is real all I need to hear is my alarm that's all and then iwi.... "like I said your dead it really is sad but what can i do aaahhh your tea is ready "."I grab him by his shirt "why did you kill me out of millions of people  did i do something wrong? I never even got my first kiss ,never got the new exclusive fortnight, never tasted the life of money or even love interest ". I let him go immediately,  I must be stupid dum enough to lay a hand on god I pretty sure my chances in hell are 100%. I AM DOOMED AS A CHICKEN TRYING TO FLY. "I'm sorry I orreacted.  I didn't mean it " . "don't worry I understand my mistake but since you said so much how about we make a deal, " ."a deal what kind ""I will give you another chance in life instead not on earth but in a magical land "gramps says with an evil grin on his face . I need to interrogate first what kind of magical? " ."the ones you humans on earth call fantasy, dragons, giant lizards, fairies.. Etc " .he looks more like the devil the more I see different sides of him. I am not sure if I should trust him delay your answer, I pick up the cup and sip the tea "it actually taste good not bad for a old man "."thank you but who areYou CALLING OLD"THE CUP SHATTERS AM SHAKING "nnnn-nnooo one gramps ". "oh good I thought you were talking to me ".i have fucked up real bad I am still shaking. I look up to see god's face it's filled pure rage and fire.  I look back down as quickly as possible .aviod aviod it's like he is daring me to ask another question "I agree ".