The cosmos, the stars, the atmosphere-the wind cutting through the skies, clouds in a violet heaven, mountains colored a grayish tone... a different world, yet familiar. Small villages of a not-so-advanced race-villagers who looked small and harmless-but at that very moment, they were being attacked.
In the distance you could see some peculiar beings, and from them came spheres of violet energy. A malignant vibe poured from it. Around them, violet fire surrounded enormous craters in the earth, formed by the impacts of those energy spheres generated by the stone beings. The villagers could only hide and run in horror as they watched their lands be destroyed so easily.
The destructive beings are stopped by a witch who lands in front of them. She observes the ruined ground. The witch had a strange artifact, the material was as dark as obsidian, a rocky and spiky texrure; the artifact pointed to the only place they hadn't fired at.
The witch smiles,
and her eyes begin to glow an intense purple-then that color intensifies until it becomes flame. With her hands she creates a star-shaped spell. The shape then burns, and the fire becomes so intense that it shoots out, generating an enormous beam of purple fire. The beam slams into the ground, creating a massive crater-about as large as three American football fields-and inside the crater there was a huge alien-looking artifact: a matte-black ship, neglected and completely rusted.
The beings looked like they were made from the stone that formed that world: a stone with wild spikes pointing in every direction. The beings also emanated a bright purple light from their chests, as if they had a sinister soul inside them.
They marched toward the ship, led by the witch of the Potara race, a race known for having yellow skin and a long pointed tail. The witch commanded the stone beings to surround the ship, and then all the stone beings began to make a sign with their hands, some kind of spell.
The witch smiles. Then, with a movement of her hands, the same purple glow that emanated from the beings now emanates from her palms and she performs a spell. That light becomes a purple smoke that begins to wrap around the ship. The witch and the stone beings continue their ritual, and the more that smoke surrounds the ship, the more the ship begins to self-repair, and it even starts to power on its lights.
The witch gets excited. One of the villagers throws a small rock at one of the stone beings. The being gets distracted, stopping the ritual, and turns its gaze to the villager. The villager's legs trembled. He could feel, in his entire being, how insignificant he was. The stone being prepares a spell with its hands, ready to erase the villager from existence. The villager accepts his fate and braces for the end.
Out of nowhere, a flash completely destroys the stone being, and an entire row of stone beings with it. The witch is shocked. The flash grabs the strongest stone being and drags it into the sky, only for the witch to see an enormous blue explosion in the sky, cataclysmic in scale.
The remaining stones fall. Then the flash lands on the ground in front of the helpless villager, revealing itself to the witch with a smile on its face.
Randy: The audience isn't supposed to get hurt in magic shows... am I wrong, Sifon?
Sifon: You...
Randy: The one and only...
Sifon, using her spells, takes stone from the ground and reshapes it into two beings similar to Randy's form, then fills them with that purple smoke-more than the other stone beings.
Sifon: Destroy him.
The beings prepare to fight. Randy just smiles and gets ready to shoot forward at them.
CHARACTER SELECT:
JOSETIME (RANDY REY)
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JOSETIME (RANDY REY) HAS BEEN SELECTED!
Randy stands atop Mount Everest, watching the landscape.
"When I was a baby, I was sent from very far away to this world... from an extinct planet."
A small capsule falls from the skies, landing not too far from a house in a distant town.
"My mother was visiting her sister in the countryside when she saw me."
The young woman looks at the helpless baby in the capsule. Her sister was sick, she didn't have much time left. And she couldn't leave the baby there, so she took him with her to the city.
"Having a child always brings surprises... but my mother definitely didn't expect the ones I gave her."
Little Randy was so strong he could move cars. He was faster than normal and more resilient.
"But I wasn't always mommy's little angel."
A teenage Randy shoves a kid into a locker.
"I hurt a lot of people, and once I realized the full extent of my abilities, I felt unstoppable. I decided to be a celebrity... a hero... for money."
Randy makes a red-and-blue suit with a big J on the chest and yellow dishwashing gloves. It looked cheap and ugly, but that wasn't what mattered. With his great power, people were fascinated.
"The greatest hero who exists... was just a clown doing balloon tricks. I won't deny I felt on top of the world back then, but..."
Randy's mother is hospitalized with a terminal illness, the same one her sister had. Randy holds her hand as she lies weak in the hospital bed.
"Despite all my strength... I couldn't save the only person who truly loved me. What a hero I was..."
Randy stands in front of his mother's grave under the rain, in the cold storm.
"I wouldn't let something like that ever happen again... maybe I couldn't save her... but I can save others. I can use my strength to make a real difference."
Earth is invaded by a space pirate named Slug, a tough guy with green, slimy frog-like skin-and when the city truly needed him, Josetime, in his cheap suit, answered the call.
"Since then, whenever there's a threat... I'm there."
Randy fought a huge and terrifying alien named Xploit, and a human who could alter reality named Black Doom.
"It hasn't been easy. There have been truly strong enemies... I still have some scars."
Randy looks weak against a sinister figure wearing armor similar to the ship's material the witch inspected.
"But I handled it. And that's not all. I met all kinds of powerful beings... and I have a family. They're the best thing thats ever happened to me, If anything happened to them, I..."
"Anyway. It doesn't matter who you are or what you want, no one will step on Joseti-"
Randy is interrupted by a hit from one of the stone beings. Randy steps back to create distance and analyze the area, then blasts forward at high speed toward the stone beings again.
The beings didn't expect Randy to have that kind of speed. One is caught off guard as Randy drags it into the sky.
The being lands a few hits, but Randy is only playing. Randy dodges the last hit, grabs the being's arm, then flies at full speed toward another one, smashing one into the other in a huge impact.
Randy: Your action figures are a lil' defective. What, are they bootlegs?
Sifon: Damn you... if you like toys so much...
Sifon does what she did to create the first two, but now she creates another, and another, and another-until in an instant she has created more than 30 stone beings with formidable strength.
Randy braces himself and faces the wave. From his chest sparks a flash that lights up his veins a sky-blue color; the spark runs to his arms, massively increasing his strength.
In three punches he easily destroys the stone beings. One comes in-he grabs it by the throat and throws it into another. Another comes in-he grabs two by the head and smashes them together. And when he's surrounded, that spark flows into his legs and his speed increases even more, turning him into a flash again.
He runs through all the stone beings and destroys every single one in less time than it takes someone to blink.
Randy: So the magician ran out of tri-
Randy is interrupted by a spell coming up from the ground: the hand of one of those stone beings grabs his legs, while several more begin to surround him and leap at him. Randy shifts the spark back to his arms and punches and punches-he even headbutts the ones that get too close-but there are too many. At one point they corner him, pile on top of him, and start beating him again and again.
Randy takes one hit, then another, then another-he sees nothing but stone beings striking him over and over. But on the last hit he receives, he decides to use his next move: his hair ignites in a gold fire and his eyes glow an intense red and blue. Then an intense blast of flame explodes, as he makes quick work of the stone beigns
Randy: Now what? What's next, air beings? How about you stop destroying the village and we send you to the circus so you can pull rabbits out of hats... that, or rotten prison fries, your call
Sifon enrages and starts screaming. All that violet smoke begins to swirl around her, and with a spell she duplicates herself, creating three identical clones.
Randy: Fries it is
The clones cast spells and chain Randy. Using his strength, he breaks the chains and punches one of the Sifons-but another Sifon grabs him by the belt and casts a spell that explodes in his chest. Randy is launched into a mountain twice the size of Everest, and on impact the mountain is completely destroyed.
From the rubble, Randy flies-only to be surprised by another Sifon who conjures a skull-shaped portal that fires a huge laser from its mouth right above Randy. Outnumbered, Randy drops to one knee on the ground.
Sifon: Your time is over, Josetime.
Randy closes his eyes for a moment. He feels energies approaching-then smiles.
Randy: Oh yeah?
In an instant, the three Sifon clones are slammed away by the North Dragon Kai, the Potara princess Shamyre, and the strongest Nova, Andromeda.
The original Sifon can barely react.
Shamyre: HEY RANDYYYYY!!!!!
Kai: You almost didn't make it... pathetic.
Randy: Guys! I missed you too, watch it with this one, remember, she uses combines soul-bending with magic
They take a look at the clones
Andromeda: How do we know which one is the original?
Kai: We beat her into paste.
Shamyre: Spot the ugliest one.
Randy senses the energies coming out their souls, he can feel their sparks inside himself, and three of them didn't have sparks like the one remaining.
Randy: I've got her.
Randy flies in and punches her in the face, taking her far away.
Kai: AND YOU LEAVE US WITH THE DIRTY CLONES?!
One clone tries to attack Kai. Shamyre senses it and strikes before it can. Kai hits another that was about to attack Andromeda, grabs it by the neck, jumps, and slams it into the ground-then lands on it with a fire strike.
Andromeda streaks into the sky and stops. The stars begin to move and form a pattern around her. With her hands she generates an incredible amount of cosmic energy. Once she has enough, she compresses it between both hands. The color begins to drain from it-she closes her hands, then opens them. The air and energies around them begin to be absorbed into that energy, which has become a black hole. Andromeda fires it at the stone beings; they begin to be pulled in, and the more it absorbs, the larger it becomes.
Andromeda: Kai, Shamyre!
Kai and Shamyre look at the black hole and both know exactly what to do.
They rise into the skies with Andromeda and wait until the black hole reaches the center of all the stone beings.
Kai inhales again, preparing a flame three times bigger than before. Shamyre pulls energy from her soul and condenses it into a sphere of fire. Andromeda creates two stars and merges them into a supernova ready to be fired.
When the black hole reaches the meeting point, all three unleash their attacks and detonate the black hole, wiping out all the stone beings around it-almost reaching the village. The explosion creates a crater so enormous you can see lava at the bottom of the planet.
Kai: What's wrong with that idiot Randy, why doesn't he just finish this already?
Randy was still fighting Sifon. They exchanged blows at extreme speed, but Randy gains the advantage and hits Sifon with massive force. She's launched and crashes into a lake, weakened. The impact creates huge waves in all directions.
Randy: Sooner or later you'll run out of tricks, Sifon. You really want to try those fries?
No response-only silence. Randy knows something is wrong.
Suddenly, spells latch onto Randy's limbs-chains burst from them. He tries to break free with all his strength, but it's useless.
Sifon rises from the ocean surrounded by that violet energy. She ascends and positions herself in front of the moon, then creates the burned-star spell again-this time forming three stars, all ready to fire.
Randy can't escape. Sifon smiles maniacally and fires the violet laser. Randy only sees the reflection in his eyes, and the impact is so strong Shamyre and the others can feel the wind of it.
In the distance, a huge scream and a red-and-blue flame cover the entire forest. Sifon begins to fear.
Randy keeps charging more and more soul energy, screaming louder and louder. Then red-and-blue fire engulfs him; the flame grows so tall it escapes the planet's atmosphere. In one second, the flame vanishes.
Sifon can't believe what she sees.
Randy has turned into a werewolf with golden fur.
Randy: I thought witches and werewolves got along... yes?
Sifon's desperation and terror turns into frustration. She prepares the three-star spell again, but as she moves her hands, the spark from Randy's chest turns into red-and-blue fire and flows into the wolf's feet.
In less than an instant, Sifon finds the mythical golden wolf behind her-and with a single kick, Sifon is blasted into the ground.
She struggles to get up, but Randy is already waiting on the ground before she even lands.
Randy: Try to keep up with me.
Randy runs left, then right, then behind. Sifon only sees many wolves running everywhere-afterimages of Randy so fast it looks like he's in more than one place at once.
Randy: Don't worry, i can only keep this form for a bit, wont make it less painful for you tho
Sifon gets even more frustrated and detonates all her violet energy. With a spell, the purple fire around her loses color and wraps her body, turning into a huge bat perched on her shoulder as she poses in front of moonlight.
Randy, watching, just rubs his nose and smiles. Lightning crackles from his fingers and concentrates into a sphere of power.
Randy: NNNNN-
Sifon charges even more violet energy into the bat.
Randy: RRRRR-
Sifon: DIE ALREADY, DAMN IT!!
Randy: GGGGG-
The sphere Randy is making grows larger. He braces with both hands to fire.
Sifon's bat shoots forward at full speed, leaving a trail of smaller bats-symbolizing the evil in Sifon's energy.
Randy: BEAAAAAAM!!!!
Randy's sphere fires a massive beam. The beam and the bat collide, creating an impact the entire planet can feel. Sifon struggles to push the bat forward, but Randy just smiles and yells-and his beam shreds the bat completely.
Sifon watches her defeat approach until she's hit by Randy's powerful NRG Beam.
Randy approaches the defeated Sifon.
Randy: you're gonna love those fries!

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