Today I met an infuriating person. They’re very attractive and so nice that they possibly cannot not be a hero! Due to my super villain nature, I proclaimed them as my nemesis. Another thing to note is that they’re non-binary like me. So, it’s only natural that we get into a war as we are like opposites on the same coin. They’re good and I’m evil! A perfect start to my super villain career!
If I want to make a name for myself, I need to do so some seriously evil deeds. Something that the whole world will recognize me for!
As for my first evil deed, I stole my nemesis’ jacket. They spilt juice on it earlier and it left a horrible stain! I was able to return it cleaned within the next day. Now they cannot be known for their excellent cleaning skills and no one will ask them for help with their laundry!
Not only that… but they will be confused on if they had actually stained their jacket. They will doubt their morals. Their whole sense of time and reality will be ruined! Their very being will be shaken by this unexpected turn of events.
And it will be because of me.
Victory will surely be mine.
Super evil mastermind of the world,
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