Ah, hello, old friend! Unless this is the first time we've met, in which case, how in the name of Azathoth did you get here? Actually, don't answer, it doesn't matter. How can I help you?

My library? Ah, yes, this is a collection of the many, many stories that this universe has to offer, laid out across generations, from back when our universe was first conceived, all the way to the moment when Azathoth will awaken. There are even tales that go beyond the boundry of our universe. It's quite an impressive collection, I know. You could spend your entire mortal life here, and you'd still only scratch the surface of it.

What's that? You want to read something? Well, since we're here, why not? Let's see, what would be a good place to start? Eenie, Meenie, Mienie, Mienie, Eenie, Mienie, Meenie, Catch a pseudobear by the MOE! Here you are! This book should have a little bit of everything in it. Or whatever Crat decided to throw in there. I think I might even be in there a couple times. I can't remember. I should probably ask him.

Sit down. Enjoy the book. I've got a neutron star that I need to blow up. I'll be right back, don't go anywhere. Or do. I'll probably find you if I need to. Probably. Probably. 

Oh, and uh, quick note - most of these stories were originally written in Star-speak, or some other random language that isn't commonly utilized by humans. So Crat and I, we took the liberty of translating them. That book you’re holding should be in your human-speak. Or one of the human-speaks. The speak that we’re currently speaking, hopefully. Kay-o, bye!