It is said that there are five kinds of eyes in this world, the naked eye, the heavenly eye, the Dharma eye, the wisdom eye, and the Buddha eye.
But in fact, there is a sixth kind, called the ghost eye.
Listing things in a separate category is not always good.
Mainly this thing grows in me, and I always like to specialize it and thus add value to myself.
My name is Ye Yan, the word "Yan" looks very good, but in fact, the only origin of this name is that my father's surname is Ye, and my mother's surname is Yan...
Back to the point, continue with my ghostly eyes.
When I was born, my eyes frightened the doctors and nurses at the hospital because they were born with a white flesh membrane that looked like a congenital cataract.
At the time, the hospital said I was born blind.
These words upset my parents, and I ran around the province and city just to cure this suspected congenital cataract.
Later, there was also an incident, while queuing at the hospital, I met a fortune teller...
Don't ask me how I met, I was still very young.
At that time, the fortune teller looked into my eyes, stunned, and directly began to tear off the white film on both sides of me!
At that time, my dad beat the scavenger and it was about to come out.
If it weren't for my mother suddenly calling out to me next to me, my eyes would have been particularly bright, but if I had looked lively, I reckon I would now have to visit my father every three to five years.
My father quickly apologized to the fortune teller, and it was only at this time that the beat almost dying sorcerer said to my parents that I was a ghost eye that had rarely been seen in hundreds of years.
And how did this eye come about?
It is said that I may have been a talker in my previous life, and I talked to Meng Po a lot when I drank Meng Po soup by the Forgotten River.
The soup water choked from the nose to the eyes, and the meng po soup was confused by the ghost's eyes, so after my reincarnation, the eyes of the ghosts when I was a ghost turned to the body of this person.
Later, every time I heard my mother mention this matter, I wondered, how much did I say in my previous life?
But this is not important, what is important is that after having these eyes that are different from others, I also have a different function from people, heck!
When the word "hell" is uttered, there are always people who associate it with dark, terrible images.
But it's not, people accept these things, let you ride the roller coaster eight times a day, and after more than a decade, you can sleep on the roller coaster.
Similarly, seeing ghosts since I was a child made me very numb to the ghost thing, thinking that this thing is very similar to people, that is, it is quite ugly.
When I was a child, I was lonely, no one played with me, I often caught ghosts chasing people's butts and chatting, sometimes I could say two or three points, and it was too annoying to annoy people.
And I also have a problem, the average ghost is not fun, I like to meet ghosts.
Because I can't touch normal ghosts, ghosts can sometimes hold hands with them or something.
Despite being grumpy, physical communication is always better than simple verbal communication...
Speaking of ghosts, I have to say that there was an incident that happened when I was in high school, which I still remember vividly, and let me get a bullish title that followed me for seven or eight years, the master of ghost exorcism.
What's going on here, at first it was rumored in our school that the women's dormitory was haunted. It is said that she is a female ghost in red, and she is a student sister who jumped off a building and committed suicide three years ago in high school. I have also seen the photo of the student sister, which is very beautiful and the figure is also very good. It is said that he was dumped by his boyfriend, committed suicide in a red dress, and prepared to incarnate into a ghost to harm the negative man.
As a result, she didn't expect ghost things to be like TV and could go anywhere you wanted.
Li Ghost is a thing that will be locked in his own resentment before he dies, staying in one place for many years, of course, there are also accidental ghosts.
They can move around and love to go wherever they want, but the red student sister isn't so lucky.
At that time, I had a few little brothers, and they all went crazy one by one, soaking in the little sister paper in high school, and I was a single dog.
Those brothers were all good buddies who had played with me from junior high school to high school, and they all knew that I had been evil since I was a child, and I was particularly bold.
And my buddy's little thing was recently bullied by a female ghost.
So I discussed the subject, climbing over the wall at night into the woman's bedroom to see what had recently been walking back and forth in the hallway to scare people.
I originally wanted to refuse this offer, but then I thought about it carefully and climbed over the wall in the middle of the night to enter the women's bed... Well, I finally agreed.
That night, a few of us climbed the wall and went over, and the housekeeper aunt also slept, and the door was wide open, so we went in.
The objects of my buddies all lived on the fourth floor, a dormitory, and the haunted floor was also on the fourth floor. At that time, we were walking in the corridor, I was very dissatisfied, this is all at the door, wandering for more than an hour, can not let you object open the door, let me see what the women's bed is like?
Just as I complained of dissatisfaction, a burst of crisp footsteps caught our attention.
Because ghosts are one thing, it does not mean that both ghost eyes and yin and yang eyes can see.
It's very resentful and comes up occasionally.
So at that time, my little brothers saw that in the darkness at the end of the corridor, the shadow of a woman loomed, less than ten meters away from us!
The woman was pale, with long hair shawls, red dresses, long nails, and a strange smile at the corners of her mouth.
As soon as she appeared, the temperature around her dropped by at least 20 degrees.
Most importantly, this woman is exactly the same as the photo before Hong Jie died! At that time, my little brothers were terrified, turned and ran, desperately running!
In the end, only me and the red-clad Immortal Sect were left in the corridor.
I remember that time, that pale and beautiful face was so close to me, smiled softly, and asked me why I didn't run?
Do you want to be with her, you...
I didn't listen to the second half, and of course my sister didn't finish.
Because my eyes lit up!
That said, I was eighteen and full of energy.
I haven't had a girlfriend in eighteen years.
After graduating from high school, I rarely even played with female ghosts.
I was once again irritated by the little brothers who showed affection.
I grabbed Sister Red's hand directly, and she was stunned.
She pretended to be terrible and wanted to scare me to death, but now she stuttered and asked.
Me: You... What are you doing?!
I dragged the old man to the bathroom and slammed into the wall!
I would be frank that I have never been a partner and my face is thin when talking to girls.
Anyway, you are a ghost, no one knows when you will be with you, the teacher can't control it, why not do it?
To this day, I can still recall the blank gaze of my predecessors at that time.
She, a female ghost, was so invertebrate that I was afraid to flee the bathroom. How can I agree?
I finally caught a female ghost. No one knew what she was doing.
I had to express my feelings, so I dragged her back.
Say: Actually, we can start with friends...
At this time, the sister of the red-robed student was about to cry, and the last fatal blow that caused her ten thousand points of damage was a word that I casually joked.
At that time I said:
"Hey, I'm curious, female ghosts wear skirts, don't you wear them?"
As he spoke, he reached up and lifted his skirt, and I swore I was playing with it.
She screamed and ran.
Later, this girls' dormitory was no longer haunted.
I still don't understand, am I that terrible?
Give you a ghost and scare away the place where her resentment gathers.
But that's okay, I'm disappointed that the first chance to have a girlfriend was squandered.
Just in exchange for the title of Exorcist Master.
So, I'm just saying one thing!
"I'm really not afraid of ghosts!"
I took a step back and looked at the three strange things in front of me.
At nine o'clock in the evening I stood in the desolate street, and in front of me, the one on the far right was only half a head.
The intestines in the middle flowed to the ground, and the two men seemed to be in a car accident.
The one on the far left... Well, it's normal, dirty to dress and looks like a beggar.
I hurried home on the subway, and an hour before the three of them stopped in front of me.
At this time, the person on the far left who asked for food asked me with a smile:
"Then you are not afraid, what do you support from behind?" Blatter? "
I'm full of black lines, I don't want to explain this, I'm afraid of hurting the self-esteem of ghosts, but sometimes the situation is so special that I can only say it directly:
"Dude, I have to explain to you that fear and nausea are two completely different concepts, you know?"
I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm too afraid of nausea, you look at that intestine, you look at that brain pulp, I only have half a baked sweet potato wasted, you know, and you...
I won't say anything about it. "
Having said that, I noticed that the ghost's eyes were dull, and he smiled and looked at the slightly different expression on the left.
I sighed and continued:
You may not understand this explanation, let me give you an example, people feel disgusting, but are you afraid to take out a piece?
Must not be afraid, is to feel... felt......
"Hey, what are you doing?"
I took a few steps back because the idiot on the far left really pulled a lump of yellow stinky shit out of his back ass pocket!
I was confused and I quickly took a step back.
The stinky man asked me, "Are you afraid?" ”"
I compromised because I found out I was really scared of shit!
But it was very cruel, and even if I compromised, he had no intention of letting me go and continue to come to me.
I kept pulling back, subconsciously looking down at me, only to find that there was no shadow on the right side of the thing in front of me!
The third guy, he's not a ghost at all!
"You... It's not a ghost or a hot thing... No! "
Just as I was talking, the stinking man came over! Luckily, I flashed fast!
But it still disgusted me enough that I always felt that this spilled thing on the ground would splash back on me, in short, I was completely on fire!
Regardless of the two suspected ghosts, rush over and grab the piece of stinky rice that smashed me with shit:
“！ Stinky eat, you don't run! Little Master beat you to death! "
But in the end, I didn't catch up with the stinking man.
I could only come to the subway station in a bad mood.
When waiting for the bus at the subway station, I still stink, fortunately there is basically no one at this time, otherwise I guess the car will not be able to get on.
Just as I was thinking, I realized I was wrong, not far to my right.
A little girl of seventeen or eighteen stood alone in that somewhat dark corner.
Behind her stood a woman, precisely, floating.
The woman had long hair, shawls, and strange clothes of blood, and the corners of her mouth were cracked, all the way to the base of her ears.
I smiled in my heart, this guy is not human!
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