Once upon a time a man said to his friends "Hey how y'all doing" and they were astonished by that opening sentence. they were so amazed by his vocabulary that they started using it as well. Now this guys friends were more on the dull side. so they used it out of context a lot starting from not being able to read the room to just walking in and blurting the sentence out randomly. about a week later our friend (who started all of this/ the main character) got tired of it. he set up an unreasonably complicated scheme to get rid of them. That plan failed at the third out of 44 steps. I do not know why though. Maybe because it was too complicated you know this guy is just an above average person, not joseph joestar who can see briefly into the future and predict what that opponent is gonna say when he outsmarts them. yep just a normal guy with overly complicated plans. and so he did what any mad and kind of insane man would do, he murdered them. All three of them dead and gone because they were murdered by the guy who was once their friend. In this world or universe Forensic Science was discovered as an total bust and the only way to find the true culprit was to find and analyze DNA samples. unfortunately, for the cops there were no DNA samples left at all. but there were fingerprint marks everywhere but since forensic science was faulty it wasn't enough evidence to convict our main character but our main character didn't think anything though because there were mistakes that he made in covering the murder up, first he had purchased a gun the day before the murder, also out of all four friends he was the only one who survived without a scratch, also his wife had made it known that he had an personal vendetta against all of them, and finally forensics were still used as long as no one registered person in that state had the same print and no one else had the same finger print luckily enough. about a week later our main character found himself in jail after losing an one sided case of him murdering his one were friends. that was it for our main character an death row convict with no hope of survival after being proven of three murders. a week passed and our convict is being granted a request of having any food item he wants before being executed. this man chooses his wife's cooking because it was something he wanted and desired. Even on the brink of insanity he chooses an sane item for his final meal showing that he has not yet lost it. his wife's cooking always calmed moment and he assumed that this meal will be his final calm moment before his death. And he was right he was calm and as he was shocked with 11,000 kilowatts of electricity. He was held a proper burial and a proper funeral with a proper family act. Because for all his life he was a proper man. The End
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