“Everything’s fine. I promise you, it’s completely legit.”

“You sure? Thanks!

“Ermm... It’s not ‘legitly illegal,’ is it?”

“Oh, as expected, you have good eyes. Let’s hope immigration doesn’t.”

“Good eyes, my ass! You’re gonna get me arrested!”

“Of course not, why would I do that? I’m confident that you can pull this sort of thing off.”

“This sort of thing... what do you take me for, a secret agent?”

“Pffffft, no. Don’t worry. I’ll accompany you. I’ll be with you all the time.”

“That’d worry me more, it’s not reassuring hearing that from you. 

“Why did I get involved with you at all...”

“Don’t be like that, you’ll make me blush. Anyway, we should be going now.”

“Now? Are you serious? I haven’t even packed my bags yet!”

“Worry not, my princess. I already packed it up for you. I personally made sure you have everything you’ll need.”

“W-What! E-Even my underwear?!”

“Of course, I would be stupid if I forgot such a crucial element.”

“But...!”

“You don’t have to fret, I used gloves when packing those... delicate things.”

“T-That’s not the problem here!!!”

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