Read My Hero Academia summary scripts

*When the little shits were 5 years old*

Izuku: WhY aRe YoU bEiNg So MeAn KaCcHaN

Bakugo: GROW UP AND FIGHT WITH YOUR FISTS

Izuku: I'lL tElL mY mUm

Bakugo: Oh and what's she gonna do? Sue me?

Izuku: *cries*

Bakugo: Pathetic simp

Izuku: YoU'rE hUrTiNg My FeElInGs

Bakugo: Yea and so did your dad when he walked out

Izuku: well... well... maybe he just had a lot of groceries to buy that day he went to the supermarket....

Izuku: *cries*

Bakugo: This is why i'll always be better than you

Izuku: That's not true.....

Bakugo: Well you're too weak to prove otherwise you quirkless simp

Izuku: *runs to house*

Bakugo: Weak ass, DEMON WINGS, WEIRD KID I DON'T REMEMBER LETS JUMP THIS REALLY HIGH FENCE WHICH DOES LITERALLY NOTHING AND SERVES NOTHING TO THE PLOT!!!

Bakugo's side bitches: SOUNDS GOOD!

*Later that day*

Izuku: Mum do I have a quirk

Mrs. Midoria: *debates whether she wants spend $500 on taking her kid to the doctor to get tested for a quirk she already knows he won't have*

Mrs. Midoria: Sure honey lets go to the doctor and see, I mean it's not like we are financially struggling already

Izuku: YAY! I'M GONNA GET MY QUIRRRRK

Mrs. Midoria internally: *I swear this little shit*

Mrs. Midoria: *smiles*

*later at the doctor*

Doctor: Yea kid your not gonna have a quirk

Izuku: What?

Doctor: Yea I dunno some technical bullshit just basically says that your not gonna have one but yea

Izuku: *shocked*

Mrs. Midoria: *searching through purse* My that's terrible

Mrs. Midoria internally: I swear they were in here

Izuku: *crying*

Mrs. Midoria internally: Found them!

Mrs Midoria: *applies fake tears and puts a bit of red blush on*

Mrs. Midoria: I'M SO SORRY IZUKU, YOU INHERITED YOUR FATHERS SHITTY GENES AND NOW THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU. HIS FAMILIES GENES MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE AND NOW YOU HAVE INHERITED THEM. I'M SO SORRY.

Izuku: *still crying*

Doctor: Fucking get out of my office I have other patients to attend to

Mrs. Midoria: Shut it a-hole *doesn't swear in front of Izuku*

Doctor: I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT

Mrs. Midoria: DON'T USE SUCH DISGRACEFUL LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF MY SON. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON YOUR FAMILY AND SHAME ON YOUR COW

Doctor: I DON'T HAVE A COW

Mrs. Midoria: WELL THAT EXPLAINS WH.....

Authors note: Sorry we had to cut this out due to some not so friendly ummm, use of dialogue, please stand by

*Back at the house*

Older Izuku narrating: The video I liked was an old one

Mrs. Midoria: STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR ON THE FUCKING OFFICE

Older Izuku: MUM I'M TRYING TO BE COOL

Mrs. Midoria: DON'T USE THAT TONE WITH ME BOY

Older Izuku: sorry Mum, I should never have gone up against the person who let me get beaten up and be friends with a guy who is abusive as well as has an explosion quirk.

Mrs. Midoria: Who you hang out with isn't any of my responsibility, I feed you, give you a roof over your head, pay for your education and all the basic shnitz so what you do with your life I don't really care as long as you don't die.

Older Izuku: *shocked* ummmm... hahaha.... *sobs a bit*, back to the ummm history lesson on my life

Mrs. Midoria: Fudging Finally

Young Izuku: *watching video of All Might*

Young Izuku: HE'S SO COOL AND AWESOME AND SO SO SO STRONG

Mrs. Midoria: I hope he doesn't simp this much in the future jesus christ

Young Izuku: Hey Mum

Mrs. Midoria: Yea what is it?

Young Izuku: Do you think I can be a hero like All Might

Mrs. Midoria *internally*: no

Mrs. Midoria: Of course sweetie.

Young Izuku: *cries* I'm gonna be the best hero ever

Mrs. Midoria: Yes, yes, of course, of course you will be