Once upon a time, a samurai tried to prank a ninja. Being trained in ninjutsu, the ninja stopped the prank by accidentally reflexively roundhouse-kicking the would-be prankster into a puddle of water. The samurai had to wear wet socks for the rest of the day. Because of the suffering that the samurai endured, he declared war on the ninja. The following stories are part of the dumbest waste of time on this planet. Except for yogurt. Yogurt looks pretty dumb.