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“It's a boy!!”

Opening my eyes I can now see I'm in some kind of hospital, A very unsanitary hospital if I do say so myself. The nurse(??), I'm guessing, is carefully handing me to a woman. Looking at the woman carefully she has a motherly smile on her face allowing me to conclude that she's my mom. I'm hoping that her genes are strong because she's absolutely beautiful. 

Interrupting my thoughts I remember the nurse saying something about a boy… am I male?

… 

Only to confirm my suspicion the beautiful woman lowers her head near my ear and whispers, “You have your father's eyes, Isay-'' before I was whisked away and put into my crib for my mother to give birth once again. 

Assessing the situation, I'm realizing that I'm, unfortunately, going to have a twin? Could I get my tiny baby foot at a high enough acceleration and force it to kick my mother's stomach? …That was a horrible thought. 

I watched as my sibling was born, blanketed, and carried to the crib, just as I was. Weirdly my new sibling didn’t wake up when they were born but the nurse didn’t seem to mind and immediately brought over 2 pieces of paper and a pen to our mother. It took her forever to finish writing but afterward, the nurse brought me and my sibling over to our mom and went to the corner to inspect the paperwork. 

Our mother looked me in the eyes and apologized “ Oh! I'm sorry, Dear. I bet you're wondering about your news” But before she could finish her apology a woman barged in and started attacking the nurse. After endless beatings, the nurse endured I passed out.

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Ugh, I slept like a baby- Uh… Hi! 

A woman is standing in front of me wiping blood off her cheek. Should I be concerned? Yes, Is that a person bleeding out on the floor in a nurse's outfit? Yes, but hey! at least the nurse isn't bleeding out alone! She has a woman with her. Getting a closer look that woman has to be a model or something. Sooooo, even better. Bleeding out on the floor with a model is a good way to go!

The woman is now trying to get the blood of her flaring white jeans, which I must say is horrible fashion and an even worst choice if you knew you were going to murder someone wearing the outfit. Ignoring her awful choices in fashion, I'm able to get a good look at her green bob cut and almost black-navy eyes. Before being able to get a closer look I'm realizing this woman has serious anger issues ‘cause after figuring out she couldn’t get the blood out she started screaming before introducing herself to me, a baby, like a dumba- 

“Leaya Jonn- oh… you're a baby- you can't understand me.”

 to make matters worse she just stands there in silence afterward before clearing her throat and going over to the corner to pick up some papers with a bit of blood splashed on them

“It says here that your name is Isayados Leamoty Jon- Oh, wait, that's the other one. You’re Sasedos Doktaya Jonner”

Both of those names are ridiculously long names, do you think a newborn will be able to understand that? Better yet, what idiot came up with the- …Did she say another one?

Looking to my left I see a sleeping deformed football... Oops, I meant Sleeping newborn. Wait, if my twin looks like that, do I look like a deformed football? Couldn’t, we're can’t be identical, I'm too cute.

Either way, at least I have a sibling! We’re going to be best buds… Wait… Why are they sleeping though? There has been a murder and they’re sleeping? I like them already… 

The woman looks like she's just been told the police are on the way ‘cause she's moving at the speed of a dog chasing a car, why is she moving so frantically? Maybe the police are co- I know this woman did not just place me and my brand new bud/ twin in her armpits. I would sue if I could. 

Maybe the model has a lawyer on speed dial, or maybe she's already dead. looking behind me, the model’s shining some kind of light onto her stomach restoring her skin cells? Or maybe it's doing more than that, maybe it's restoring everything and healing her...

All I can question is, WHERE AM I?

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