Darling : Oh my god, did you even finish school?

Queen : all 12 years of it why you asking?

Darling : The amount of typos is truly painful.

Queen : when I write I just go, you know?

Darling : You managed to spell cock 12 different ways!

Queen : because there was 12 different positions ;)

Darling : I will end you.

Queen : so why you so angry about it?

Darling : BECAUSE I'M THE ONE HAVING TO CORRECT IT ALL

Queen : whoah now, calm down darling~✩

Darling : That's not my name...

Queen : are you sure 😘

Darling : Whatever

Darling : Anyways, I'm disappointed in you. These new stories are pushing it. You need to be kink shamed before you cause the end of modern lit as we know it. This is apocalypse levels of savagery.

Queen: oooooh, but the apocalypse has so much pairing potential!! just think! zombie/human, angel/demon (lot of angst for that one), crazy cannibal/infected vampire....

Darling : You can't see me but I'm shaking my head at you

Queen : pretty soon, you'll be shaking for a different reason WiNK woNK

Darling : *facepalm*

Darling : Get your head out of the sewers and get to work on the next chapter! And send me the check for the last one, I have cats to feed and dying plants to water.

Queen : we all float down here... he said as he stroked his throbbing clown manhood

Darling : I need some bleach. I need bleach. 

Queen : and I need some fresh memes, check tumblr later 4 me K?

Darling : No