"I am the Strawberry Shark Queen! Don't know me, you should! I

Am the queen and leader of Strawberry Kingdom! This is

My world, and you're living in it! Welcome

To Satiation Kingdom! A network of multiple groups of food kingdoms, cities, houses, cults, you name it! We

Here in Strawberry Kingdom are at the top of it all!

Everyone should fear me,

Since I'm a force to be reckoned with! Understand? At the

Top of Satiation Kingdom is me! And, I

Rule over this land with

A silent fist! Now, recently,

We have gotten word of the Tomato Kingdom collapsing. I guess they were starved!

But apparently someone is going around to

Every kingdom that

Remains here to sell off their children! Haha! What a bunch of

Rancid little demons! Selling off their children! That's the lowest of the low!

You know, the Tomato Kingdom was just so weak!

Some little small little farmer Kingdom,

Ha! Pathetic, pathetic and pitiful! Pathetic

And weak! A bunch of tiny little

Rotten fruits to the core! No wonder they lost! Uhoo hoo hoo. I

Keep hearing about all the kingdoms that get eradicated, and

Quite frankly, they all deserved to fall!

Uhoo hoo hoo,

Every single one of those sorry kingdoms won't

Ever be able to stand up to mine! And, it's

Not my fault that they lost ten battles in Kingdom Warfare!

They were starved, that's their fault,

Hahaha! Of course it's their fault,

I mean that loser of a kingdom couldn't do

Snuff! They dared to try and challenge Kingdoms that are clearly stronger than them, and

In the end, they paid the costly price of their demise!

Sucks to suck, hahaha! Hahaha!

Maybe if they knew how to fight they wouldn't have lost everything! Of course it's their fault going after stronger Kingdoms!

Yikes, don't want to take the heat, then participate in

Kingdom Warfare, it's that simple!

It's really that simple! But,

No, that dumb little kingdom

Got their tenth loss.

Don't bring your children to me! I have no use

Of weak little demons who

Might just weigh me down!

So, if anyone dares to say, 'please buy my son, my daughter into your kingdom, aaaah,' I'll decree on paper

That I don't want your

Rancid little losers in my kingdom! Why should I waste

Any of my beautiful time on these

Washed out little demons? Just

Bring yourself over to the Ackee Wastelands and just

End your pitiful little existences there! Just

Rot, rot, and rot some more! Tomatoes are

Rotten anyway! All of them are just nasty fruits, it'd not like

You'd put those putrid things on your salad! And such nonsense is not welcome in my

Kingdom! Why should

I allow for failure to enter my walls?

No way! They can

Go and sell their children somewhere else! I

Don't need help running my farm anyway, I have

One big solution to keeping it kept up:

My demon magic, of course!

Yes, that's right, I don't need some stupid farmer!

Of course, my kingdom does have a few

Ugly little people from fallen, or

Defected kingdoms! I mean, I guess I do have a denizen who used to

Belong to an apple kingdom, one from a cranberry kingdom, and

Err, a pepper kingdom, and

That pathetic Watermelon one

That all the good denizens defects from

Eternities ago! But I'm not here to take in

Rancid, smelly tomatoes!

Because why should I?

Of course I'm always looking to expand! But I

Will not welcome a failure into my

Doors! What do you take me for, hmm? Understand that I am the most successful kingdom in all

Of the Satiation Kingdom. And, I

Will always be at the top of the world here! I have

No need to the weak, pathetic and useless. If

The product is defective, I have no

Obligation to take in the rotten goods! They

Might as well just walk around with a big sign around their waists that reads, can you believe it?

Every single one of us here is a failure! Can you see how bad we ran our little farm? We're so pathetic, we're

Out here selling out our children! Go ahead and

Rent out your children to someone who cares! Because guess what? That demon won't

Ever be me! I'm going to destroy and conquer all the Kingdoms here and rise at the top of Satiation Kingdom!

Let's propose a toast to all the failures who lost everything! They should be feeling all the

Shame in the world right about now! Well,

Ehehe, who cares about all that? I have way more important matters to attend to! Tootles!"