“He is the biggest jerk”
“A big poop”
“He doesn’t deserve me”
So here we are, me, Sean with Sophie, my best friend crying in my arms. Why’s she crying? Well because she broke up with some poop-jerk who doesn’t deserve her.
“What I am going to do? How will I find a prettier boyfriend” Sophie cries
“Don’t worry about it, it won’t be difficult” and she has a tendency to rapidly make a fresh start but I wasn’t about to tell her that
"But he was so handsome, perfect body and face" She continues
Yeah, pretty big brown eyes, the blackest surliest hair, a cute little nose and lips that-
"Sean? Why did you stop speaking? You're supposed to comfort me!"
"Sorry" I cough "I am just so angry at him, I am at a loss of words," I tell her
"You know what?" her eyes went sparkly "You should go do your best friend's job!"
"And what is it?" I suddenly had a bad feeling about that. Well, each time her eyes went sparkly on me I usually finish in deep shit.
"Go tell him to never get near me again, to forget about me and that you and I will never forgive him for making me cry! Isn't it the best idea? It's like in those movies when the best friend gets super protective!"
"Uhg...alright?" I question
"Where the hell is your motivation?" she glares at me
"Alright" I repeat rolling my eyes
"I love you, bestie" he hugs me hard
It was a strange request, but by Sophie's standard, it wasn't at all.
So before she got any weirder ideas I was going to complete this one to show her how I was at least as much worth as the movies' besties.
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