"Hello, I guess, whatever,

I don't know why

I have to introduce

Myself at all, but oh well, I'm

Siorc Ingne, hyena chimera,

I'm twenty four, hospitality major graduate, and

One big fixer upper

Roped into thankless jobs no one else does. I

Can't stand

It, but it makes money, I guess.

Not like it matters, I

Guess.

Nothing matters, nothing will

Ever matter. I live in Enig, Sweden near

The border of Finland in an apartment complex of

Which is managed by my older brother Pira.

Eh, like I said,

Nothing matters. Sigh, whatever,

This world is populated by humans, chimeras and demons who live in harmony,

You get the stupid utopia picture. I

Feel like I have

One more stupid thing to mention.

Ugh, do I have to? I'm

Really not much of a talker,

Haha, whatever.

Yes, there's one more component to

Everything in this world,

Now I guess this is

About to sound

Completely stupid, but

Haha, whatever,

In this world, you have something called a SoulCritter. No. Not soul

Mate, soulcritter.

Eh, so, whatever, you have a special animal you'll one day meet. And, no it's not

Ridiculous feel pain nonsense or romantic,

And if you ask that,

I'll bite you. Sigh, so

Like, all humans, demons and chimeras have one and usually find theirs

In the first twenty years of their life. But, I'm

Very late in that regard.

Eh, does

It matter? I'll

Never find this

Stupid black cat tail to the cat it belongs to,

Whatever. I'll

End up being the only person alive that

Doesn't

Ever end up finding their soulcritter. I

Need to give up. I'll be twenty five

Soon, it's all over.

I'll never find my soulcritter.

Guess that's fine, I

Have nothing

To strive for,

Haha, I'm

At a job just

To pay the

Stupid bills, barely

Any friends who contact me, so it's not

Like anything matters. Not

Like anything ever mattered,

I will die alone and

Have no soulcritter.

Ah, well! That's

Very much life.

Everything is

Nothing, I'll

One day

Turn to dust

And rot.

So why hope

I'll ever find mine? I

Never will. I

Guess I accepted it a

Long time ago, an

Eternity, if you will. I

Truly just don't

Have anything to say.

In the end, I'll

Never find mine. I

Guess aliens would

Get theirs before mine! Haha,

Obviously, aliens don't exist,

I know they would

Never land on this

Gritty planet

Full

Of pollution and

Rot. Haha,

Maybe aliens will

End up blowing up Earth

And take all

The Soulcritters with them!

Ahaha, I feel

Like I would

Like to witness that!

No, come

On, stop

That. But, I guess I feel

Like it doesn't matter.

In the end, I

Keep feeling like

Everything will rot.

I'll rot, never accomplishing anything,

The world

Might be burned

And no one will

Truly be able

To do anything,

Eh, let it

Rot. It

Should all rot."