Me look in his humangus big ais like there are big dizared planets of solar sistem called LOVE. Thei crowl deep in my nutrients saying "ME LOVE YOU MY LOVE!" I can't nor rsist. As liquid icecrim I melt in his masculine hairey paws of LOVE, no wooman in universe wuld call "hands".
I turn my my head to him moaning esatically: "Oh, Andreo! You ARE the greatest lover, whos boat ever was cutting through the wawes of my desire (this bit is actually from a song)"
"Say not much anymore, Dujalika. I will LOVE you for many hours, just like lonely man who was wondering akros the desert loves water, when he finds it - for a lond tyme!"
"Oh, Andreo!" - I errupted in tears - "But the guardians will arrive here in such small time, a caged bird would not have enough time to tweat even once!"
"Fear not, Dujalika! Like pine neadeles not fearing winter colds. I will stab them with my sword and then I will love you for many hours, like flies love poops - passioately"
"Oh, Andreo! What a kinky thing you say! Your words like butter on bread are spreading upon my LOVE to you!"
"I am a man of word Dujalika!"
I heard the guards rushing thru corridoor. Their swords were clanking noisingly like if millions of wiewers would applauce to a good drama being performed in great theater, but only they have swords insted their hands.
"Hey, you two! How dare you LOVE each other!"
"But we love each other, like butterfies LOVE warm summer beez!"
"You are disgusting like maggots eating an old piece of cheeze! You will die for this now!"
"Oh, Andreo! My Andreo! Pierse their stale hearts! These people, are like dust aside the mountain road - they dry and coars, the never new LOV..."
And then Andreo killed them all. The end.
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