'Where... am I?' I thought as I felt around the damp, squishy place.
'How do I get out of here?' I thought as I tried everything, from kicking, punching even trying to bite. Until I noticed I had no teeth!
'What the hell's happening!? All I remember was fighting in the battle of seven armies. The dwarves, humans, elves, demons, beastmen, fairies and goblins... slaughtered each other and I was in the middle of it... did I die? Am I being reborn... oh god, I hope I'm back on earth!' I thought... for ages until something happened!
'What's happening!? I see a light! Oh my god! Yes!' I thought as I followed the light.
"Congratulations! It's a boy!"
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