On a peaceful morning in the land of Sword Dance, Akari could be seen in the distance dancing with her sword. The art of sword dancing has been enhanced and reworked throughout the ages and on this fateful day, the young cadet, Akari (or as she was know by her xbox gamertag) The Blaze, would set out to forever change the art of Sword Dancing for the future of mankind. 
The air smells nice today, the leaves trickle with water droplets and the fragrant scent of apple caresses Akari's nose. She shifts herself around to find her mother has baked a delicious looking apple pie. Akari gobbles it up! It tastes like utter shite! Akari gets angry and kills her mother.

"And that was the story of how I lost my mother in battle" "waaahhww" says everyone. Akari stands heroically up with a glaring vision fixated towards the horizon. "I will change this world" Akari exclaims! Everyone cheers and all begin to start to dance with their swords. The dancing becomes so tense that Akari accidentally pulls a muscle. "Akari... don't stop dancing" Akari valiantly looks onwards and dances outrageously hard, busting the sweetest moves in the world. Akari dances so hard that she cuts herself on the sword and needs a band-aid. Her dying breath was, I won... For the star... the sta... th... *dead*