Why am I here? Well, when someone with a dick and someo—Oh, not what you meant? Please, you must be more clear, Officer, it’s been a long day. Do you even realize how hard it is to get blood out of wood flooring? Not to mention whatever was in those organs spilling all over the nice upholstery. Officer, no need to start banging and shouting. I heard you the first time, but if I’m going to be locked up as a serial killer don’t I get to do my whole psychotic monologue? Take a seat, get some doughnuts, we’re going to be here for a bit. It starts a bit slow, so grab some coffee too. I take mine with hazelnut creamer; two sugars please.