*Out of nowhere Alan jumps out of the bushes running as fast as he can*.
Behind him where highly skilled ninja assassins from Australia .Now I know you must be thinking what the heck I’m talking about there isn't any ninjas in Australia well let me tell you. Your wrong there wasn’t any ninjas in Australia,In the year 2018 but that is not what year this is. The current year is 2036, month July and the day was the 4th and today is the day I became a ninja. You must be asking who I am well. I’m Alan an currently I’m running away if you didn’t already notice. So give me a second here. Let me just hide in this cave. *Takes a deep breath to hold in*. *Swoosh Ninjas pass by*. *Lets go of breath*. Anyways like I was Saying I’m Alan a American Ninja an this is my journey. Well I guess you'll want to know a little about me Im about 5”9 an well lets say that sucks. Most ninjas are about 5”5-5”8 which sucks. Now it may seem petty to hate that Im barely over that limit but its because if your not 5”11 or Taller you cant be a Samurai. Oh did I not mention there where Samurai? Well yeah there is, an I cant be one. Now don’t get me wrong being a Ninja is cool an all but they make you go on missions to steal information an well risk your life to assassinate people. Ohh I bet your like that's not that bad well you would be wrong. Ninjas die more often then Samurai, why you must wonder well there is a ninja database.
That all people who become ninjas must be entered into. Yeah I know that sounds stupid. However some genius *cough*idiot* Secretary in 2027 decided that we should sign some world peace agreement saying that the world shouldn’t have hidden agencies. So any secret agencies that was a secret is now out in the open. Supposedly it was to help world peace agreements. An what do you know it actually passed just about every world government signed. Except Madagascar, yep they have there own government now. Some people decided to colonize it built an army and copied our laws except for a few. Also its been renamed to Isla Madagascar. Anyways back to me an my ninja Problem. The rule that puts you into default to be a ninja or Samurai lays on your height. So if you don’t meet either then they basically put it If your 5”9 you’re a ninja and if your 5”10 you’re a samurai. What do you know I got screwed. So here I am an American ninja because I wasn’t the damn height requirement.
What you’ve heard enough? Well excuse me for trying to catch you up to speed on whats happening. Oh you want to ask about the Australian ninjas.Well that’s a funny story it all started about 3 days ago when I was dropped off in yep you guessed it, Australia.
*transition to 3 days ago daydream*
Alan your mission should you choose to accept it. Is to go to Australia an to figure out how the Australians plan to weaponize all there Kangaroos. So Chief your telling me I can choose to deny this mission? Well Alan I mean you could say no because well you have the freedom but the reality of it is where going to send you to do the Mission whether you say yes or no. Alright Chief well then my answer has to be no. GOSH DAMN IT ALAN DID YOU NOT JUST HERE ME YOUR GOING ON THE MISSION!!!. Ohh I heard you loud an clear Chief I just wanted to say no to make you angry. I like seeing that little vein on the top of your head start throbbing when you yell. GOSH DAMN IT ALAN GO GET YOU ARSE OUT OFF HERE!! Alright chief dang *Zooms in with camera on throbbing vein* ALAN ARE YOU FREAKING RECORDING ME!!! Yeah chief got to Post this on FaceTube. *Grabs Alan phone out of his hand an breaks it on the floor* Awww Chief come on my Password to log in to NinGroup was on there.
Alan I swear if you don’t get out of my office and get your Ninjosuit on I am going to break your legs. WOWOWOW Chief Don’t have to get so violent. *Chief throws chair* *Alan ducks and, runs out the door* Hey Boe hows the Ninjosuit coming along. Damn it Alan for the last time my name Boedan, an get out of my lab your not allowed to be here until you’re a ninja. Wow take it easy I know your name is Boedan but it sounds so boring, plus Boe sounds cooler. Anyways I am a ninja today is my official start date. The day I turn 22 anyways, Chief told me to get my Ninjosuit I have a mission in Australia, its top secret anyways I cant tell you about it BOE so just give me my Ninjosuit. Are you talking about Australia weaponizing Kangaroos? Uh no. Yea I know all about in fact I’m the one who told the Chief about it. Well it top secret OK “BOEEE” Did you just use quotations to say my name? No… Just give me my Ninjosuit alright? Alright Alan let me just finish Arming it. *SWOOSH SOUND* What the heck was that Boe? The suit shoots out any access air. Now Alan please get in the suit. *Alan steps into suit* *”Female voice says “pressurizing commencing*. YO what the heck was that Boe? Alan that is your AI Assistant to the suit she will help you with controlling the suit. Her name is Quin. Quin begin scan! Quin “Scan commencing Master Boedan”. Wowowow did she just say Master Boedan? No she said Mister Boedan.*Master Boedan scanning is complete. *Alan begins to bust out into laughter* She totally just said Master Boedan that's freaking hilarious BOE your no master your just a lab Geek! Quin initiate mission code 11:23. *thrusters to suit begin to ignite* huh? Wait Boe what are you doing? No wait stop I don’t know how to use the suit. Well Alan you should have thought about that before you made fun of me. No come on Boe whats code 11:23? its Begin launch to mission start point. Wait what does that *rockets take of full force* Ceiling hatch opens. Meeaan!!!* Alan flies out the the ceiling hatch. *BOE begins to laugh* *snorts* HAHA Call me just a lab geek.
*Transition to Alan in Ninjosuit*
Quin!!! where are we going!! what is code 11:23!!!! Hello Mister Alan code 11:23 is Begin launch to mission start point. Yes Quin I get that!!! but what does that mean. Mister Alan we are on a trajectory course to Australia. What!! I don’t even know how to use the suit Quin!! Well you should have thought about that before you made fun of Master Boedan.What are you kidding me??? Quin aren't you my AI so that means you are supposed too help me not be against me. Im sorry Mister Alan. I don’t listen to whiny children.*Alans eye starts to twitch**Alan starts breathing hard* Are you freaking kidding me!!! . You useless no good fucking A.I, your name should mean Ass Innards. An if you don’t know what that means it means shit. You are Fucking shit, Quin I don’t need you.*Quins sighs*Alan you're a stupid pile of flesh. If you don’t need me then fine *Quin begins to powers down* Wait Quin how do you land this suit.*Quin says not my problem meat bag**Quin powered down**Suit starts to power down*
Ohhhh Shiiitt!!! is that land aw crap oh shit. *suit crash landing in 5 seconds* What aww fuck Nooo!! *POOF* *POW* Plop*Crashes* 3 hours pass HUH? Where am I.*Backup computer system activates* we are in Australia. What who are you? I am the backup A.I. my name is Barbado. But you can call me BBO. OK BBO what happened to Quin? She is the Main A.I to your Ninjosuit. I am just a backup in case she is shut down for any reason. Somehow she was forced shut down from what can only be called pure stupidity.*looks up at sky*Now wait a fucking minute BBO did you just call me stupid? Oh no Master Alan that was Quins words not mine.Good an wait can I just keep you as my main A.I.? don’t tell Quin but she’s kind of a bitch. Master Alan this is a nice conversation an all but don’t you think we should be hiding, were in the open an you’re a ninja who is supposed to remain unnoticed. Oh shit you're right I forgot we were on a mission. Anyways BBO Where are we?
TO BE CONTIUED…