“Sigh!” Zhang Yifei sighed deeply. Ever since returning to Lijiang City, nothing had gone right. He had finally found a girlfriend, but within a few days, she left him. And she left with a man in his fifties. Zhang Yifei was puzzled. Could that old man be better than him? But that “Sigh!” Zhang Yifei exhaled deeply. Ever since he returned to Lijiang City, nothing had gone smoothly. He had finally found a girlfriend, but within a few days, she left him—for a man in his fifties, no less. Zhang Yifei was puzzled. Was that old man better than him in some way? But that shouldn't be the case; at his age, certain physical feats should be beyond him. After all, aging comes with limitations that young people don’t face.
Zhang Yifei concluded that it must be about money. Nowadays, women would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on the back of a bicycle. Finding a beautiful woman without the "moneyed" label seemed impossible. It felt like beauties had a sign on their foreheads that read “For Wealthy People Only.” D*mn!
The name Zhang Yifei, which once had the promising meaning of "soaring to the sky," now seemed to be fading into obscurity. Zhang Yifei was actually an orphan—completely orphaned, not knowing who his biological parents were, let alone his surname. Zhang Yifei was a name he chose for himself.
Originally, he was named Zhao Tianci by the old director of the orphanage. According to the director, it meant he was a gift from heaven to the orphanage, and he had a jade pendant with the character "Zhao" on it, hence the name Zhao Tianci.
But as Zhang Yifei grew up, he began to understand things better and decided to rename himself Zhang Yifei. In his own words, he wanted to "spread his wings and soar to the sky," making those who abandoned him regret their decision.
The old director was quite helpless but didn’t question Zhang Yifei’s choice any further. It seemed that either the pace of life had accelerated too quickly for Zhang Yifei, or he had simply fallen behind. He had never met a woman who wasn’t swayed by money. Since returning to Lijiang City, he had noticed that beautiful women were scarce. Occasionally, when a few did appear, they were heavily made-up and clearly experienced.
Reality was harsh, driven by money. But in the end, money is just paper, right? Yet, this very paper had caused Zhang Yifei’s recent girlfriend to leave him. At least she was just a girlfriend; if she had been a wife, the embarrassment would have been even greater. Zhang Yifei found a small sense of relief in that.
Walking alone down the street, Zhang Yifei observed couples holding hands, while he had his hands shoved in his pockets. Others were spending intimate nights together, while Zhang Yifei found solace in hugging a pillow. Such was the difference.
夜风微凉,十月下旬,天气渐渐转冷,寒风吹得张逸飞微微打了个寒颤。他掏出一根烟,七块钱一根的红塔山,烟头在大拇指指甲上敲了几下,才放进嘴里。噼里啪啦一声,打火机里闪出蓝色的火焰。
张一飞一边抽烟一边唱道:“等我有钱了,我要抽中华烟,开宝马,中午喝茶,下午泡酒吧,一天交三个女朋友……”
张亦菲说,每个女人都有自己的角色,就像古代皇帝的妃子一样,一个负责泡茶,一个负责喝酒,一个负责亲密接触,统称为“三陪”。
路人都好奇的看着他,怀疑他是不是刚从精神病院出来。张逸飞叹息一声:“大慈悲的观世音菩萨,您什么时候发发慈悲,给我一个媳妇?我的要求不高,不需要比西施、王昭君,只要比得上貂蝉就行了!”
若是观世音菩萨听到张逸飞的话,会不会气得打雷劈张逸飞?这么嚣张,居然把准媳妇跟貂蝉比!
如今,要找到这样的妻子似乎是不可能的——除非一个人能穿越时空。张一飞叹息一声,感叹自己何时能遇到一个值得他尊重、能认可自己价值的伴侣。
回到丽江市后,张逸飞没有遇到过一件让他开心的事。就在前几天,他到福利院看望了弟弟妹妹,决定好好款待他们。他在福利院杀了一只流浪狗,还给孩子们做了一锅五味狗肉汤。
正当大家兴致高昂地吃饭时,老主任拿着一根木棍冲进来,怒气冲冲地问道:“你们又杀了我的狗?”
张逸飞一愣,他原本以为那条狗是流浪狗,一时冲动,现在才发现,这是老局长的宠物,难道现在的局长也跟那些有钱人一样,晚饭后遛狗吗?张逸飞一脸茫然。
“其实……其实。”张逸飞结结巴巴,没能把话说完整。
“其实就是我的脚!”老局长挥起棍子,朝张逸飞打去。
张逸飞连忙闪身,险些被击中,“小时候你和宋礼尚偷偷吃过我养的鸡和兔子,把孤儿院搞得一团糟,现在回来又把我养的狗打死了,你这个小坏蛋……”
宋立尚是另一个孤儿,和张逸飞关系还算不错。两人都喜欢捣蛋,在孤儿院里惹了不少麻烦。两人都走了,现在宋立尚回来了,张逸飞也改了名字。张逸飞的名字象征着他渴望飞翔,而宋立尚的名字则代表着离别和悲伤,只留下微笑。
张亦飞也不是傻子,一边闪躲一边说道:“老局长,你的兔子我是抓过,但是你的鸡我没吃过。”
“胡说!那谁吃了我的鸡?”
“我又不能吃你的鸡,再说了,它们不是还在你那儿吗?”张逸飞笑着指着老局长的裤子。
老局长怒不可遏,咬牙切齿,张逸飞见他怒不可遏,赶紧逃走,大喊道:“老局长你放心,我给你找个伴儿,让你的鸡有吃的了!”
“滚!”老主任把棍子扔了出去。
这是不是对他前世的某种惩罚?张逸飞心想,老局长的脾气是出了名的,张逸飞和宋礼尚的恶行更是出了名的。
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因为这件事情,张逸飞已经好几天没有去孤儿院了,老院长的脾气越来越暴躁,张逸飞为了自己,为了等待他的众多美女,选择了远离,毕竟他要是出了什么事,不但会伤了众多女人的心,更严重的是,他可能还会给一些不怀好意的人带来好处,为了美女,他必须坚强的活下去。
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