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The Rhythm of Ridiculous Love

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Oct 16, 2025

chapter1-The Spill That Started It

The Velvet Room wasn’t the nicest bar in downtown Manhattan, but it had heart—sticky floors, flickering lights, and a jukebox that refused to play anything recorded after 2008. Emily Chen liked that about it. Imperfect things made her feel at home.

By nine, she’d already dodged a drunk hug, broken up a debate about crypto, and spilled cranberry juice on her own shirt. Another normal night.

The crowd was typical Friday: tourists chasing bad decisions, locals chasing forgetfulness, and that one guy in the corner pretending to write poetry but actually scrolling through dating apps. The smell was a mix of citrus peel, whiskey, and ambition gone stale.

Emily wiped the bar, humming along to a Stevie Wonder song that kept skipping every fifth beat. “You and me both, Stevie,” she muttered. “We’re all just skipping tonight.”

“Vodka tonic, extra lime!” came the shout.

She turned, smiled automatically. “On it!” Her body knew the dance—reach, pour, twist, wipe. Her mind drifted elsewhere. Rent due next week. Wi-Fi dying again. Her mother’s voice on voicemail asking when she’d “get serious.” The usual background noise of her twenties.

Then her elbow hit the shaker.

It was almost elegant, the way the whiskey flew. A slow amber arc through neon air, landing perfectly on the sleeve of the man at the end of the counter.

“Oh my god—shit—sorry!” Emily lunged forward, napkins in hand. “I swear this never happens. Well, not *never* never, but not this dramatically!”

The man looked down at his soaked sleeve, then up at her. Calm, amused. His smile had the kind of patience that made her want to throw another drink just to see if it would crack.

“It’s fine,” he said, voice smooth. “Gravity’s undefeated.”

Emily blinked. “Yeah, well, so’s tequila, but we fight it anyway.”

That got him. A real laugh—warm, low, easy. The kind of sound that belonged in a quieter room.

“You always this theatrical?” he asked.

“Only on stage,” she said, grabbing a towel. “Unfortunately, this one doesn’t pay enough.”

“Then you need a better agent.”

She smirked. “You volunteering?”

He raised a brow. “Maybe.”

Something about his tone made her pause. She looked at him properly this time—rolled-up sleeves, tired eyes, the faintest stubble that said *I forgot to care this morning but somehow still look good.*  

“You look like a whiskey neat kind of guy,” she said, nodding at his empty glass. “Why the beer?”

“Experimenting,” he said. “Trying to understand chaos.”

“Well, congratulations. You found it.”

He grinned. “Ryan.”

“Emily.” She shook his hand. “Bartender. Professional chaos.”

“Engineer,” he said.

“Figures,” she muttered, earning another laugh.

Someone called for shots at the other end. Emily turned, grabbed bottles, and moved in rhythm. When she looked back, the stool was empty—except for a folded napkin beside his glass.

In neat handwriting: *Next time, I’m buying the drinks.*

She read it twice, smiled once, and slipped it into her apron pocket. “Cocky,” she said softly. “But kind of charming.”



The week crawled by in the way only New York could make it—fast for everyone else, slow for her.  
She kept telling herself she wasn’t thinking about him. That she didn’t check the corner stool every shift just in case. That she didn’t replay that stupid laugh. Lies, all of them.

Her coworker Jess noticed. “You keep looking like someone owes you a drink.”

Emily rolled her eyes. “Just watching for spills.”

“Uh-huh. The cute engineer guy?”

“I don’t even know if he’s coming back.”

Jess smirked. “Then why’d you fix your hair tonight?”

Emily groaned. “I hate you.”

“You love me,” Jess sang, walking away with a tray of cocktails.

By the time the regulars rolled in—office guys, tourists, the usual chaos—Emily had convinced herself Ryan wouldn’t show.

Then he did.

Same stool. Same calm. A fresh beer and that stupid little smile.

“Back for round two?” she asked.

“Testing my hypothesis,” he said. “Seeing if lightning strikes twice.”

“You planning to get drenched again?”

“Depends on who’s holding the shaker.”

“Careful,” she said. “I charge extra for repeat experiments.”

He laughed, and just like that, the rhythm was back.



Between customers, they talked. About the city, the weather, why the jukebox hated modern music. He told her about his job—smart buildings, sustainable lighting, all that engineer magic. She told him about the bar’s regulars, her dream of maybe running a dance studio someday, and how she once accidentally joined a mime class because she misread a flyer.

He nearly choked on his drink laughing. “You *mime’d*?”

“For a week. I was really good at pretending to leave.”

As if summoned, a drunk man attempted karaoke without a mic. Emily winced. “That’s Gary. He thinks we’re all auditioning for something.”

“What’s he singing?”

“Pain.”

Ryan smiled. “He’s got range.”

They kept up that rhythm for hours—banter, laughter, brief silences that somehow felt safe. When closing time came, she almost wished it wouldn’t.

Ryan left her another napkin doodle: two stick figures, one spilling a drink on the other, both laughing. *Round two complete.*

Emily shook her head, smiling so hard her cheeks hurt. “Ridiculous,” she whispered. But she folded the napkin anyway.



The rain came two nights later. The kind that made the city smell like metal and regret. Half the lights in the bar flickered out. Jess cursed at the fuse box. Emily balanced a bucket under a leak and declared herself captain of the SS Whiskey.

That’s when the door opened, and in walked Ryan—drenched, coat dripping, grin wide.

“You guys open,” he said, “or am I trespassing on a sinking ship?”

“Depends,” Emily said, pushing wet bangs from her eyes. “Admission’s one drink and a sense of humor.”

“I brought both.”

“Then welcome aboard.”

He helped her move a table away from the leak, joking about getting “hazard pay.” When Jess went to the back, Emily poured them both a shot “for flood insurance.”

They talked. About everything and nothing. About bad dates, worse jobs, New York subway stories. Ryan confessed he once tried to flirt using a physics metaphor. She made him repeat it just to mock him.

“‘Our chemistry has potential energy’?” she laughed. “That’s a crime.”

“It worked once,” he protested.

“On who? A calculator?”

He grinned. “She was a physicist.”

“Explains the low standards.”

The power went out halfway through their laughter. The bar glowed in candlelight. Outside, the rain softened. Inside, so did something else.

Ryan looked at her for a moment longer than friendly. “You ever get a night off?”

“Not really,” she said. “Why?”

“Because next time, I’m buying those drinks somewhere that doesn’t leak.”

She wanted to say yes. Instead, she smiled. “We’ll see if gravity allows it.”

He laughed, pushed the door open, and disappeared into the drizzle.

When the door closed, she found herself smiling at nothing.

Jess returned, saw her expression, and grinned. “You like him.”

“I like tips,” Emily said.

“Uh-huh. And do tips make you blush like that?”

Emily threw a towel at her. “Shut up.”

But she couldn’t stop smiling.

Outside, thunder rolled. Inside, something new hummed beneath the noise—a ridiculous rhythm she hadn’t heard in a long time.

Saturday mornings were Emily’s least favorite invention. The hangover crowd always showed up before noon, desperate for brunch cocktails and redemption. She didn’t even open until eleven, yet somehow someone was always knocking on the glass at ten-thirty like salvation came in the shape of a mimosa.

She had barely tied her apron when Jess leaned against the counter with her iced coffee. “So, are we pretending you’re not glowing?”

“It’s humidity,” Emily said.

“It’s Ryan.”

Emily paused mid–lime cut. “That’s not even—how do you remember his name?”

Jess grinned. “Because you repeated it six times last night while wiping glasses.”

Emily groaned. “You’re fired.”

“I own the schedule, babe. You can’t fire HR.”

The bar was quiet for once. Morning light made everything look softer—the scratches on the countertop, the rows of half-empty bottles, even Emily’s reflection in the mirror. She looked… different. Less tired. Maybe slightly ridiculous.

Her phone buzzed. Unknown number.  
**Ryan:** “Testing gravity again. Coffee later?”

Emily stared at the screen for a full minute before Jess leaned over her shoulder. “If you don’t answer, I will.”

She typed back: “Depends. Indoor or outdoor gravity?”

“Indoor. Minimal spill risk.”

She bit her lip, smiled, and texted, “Fine. But I’m bringing napkins.”



They met at a café in the East Village that served everything in mismatched mugs. Ryan was already there, reading something on his tablet like a man who’d never been late in his life. He looked different outside the bar—lighter shirt, fewer shadows. Still that calm that made her want to ruffle his hair just to see if he’d react.

“Hey,” she said, sliding into the seat across from him. “No whiskey today?”

“Coffee’s safer,” he said. “For now.”

She glanced at the pastry on his plate. “You ordered first? Rude.”

“I didn’t know the etiquette for re-meeting a bartender.”

“It’s easy,” she said. “You pay, I judge you silently.”

He smiled. “So, a normal date then.”

She blinked. “Date?”

He froze. “Did I—was that too soon?”

She sipped her coffee, pretending to consider. “Depends. Are there more drinks involved?”

“There could be.”

“Then maybe not too soon.”

For a while they talked like old friends—effortlessly, without agenda. Ryan asked about the bar; Emily asked about his job, pretending to understand what ‘daylight optimization algorithms’ meant. When he noticed her confusion, he simplified. “Basically, I make lights smarter.”

“Like Alexa for lamps?”

“Exactly.”

“So you’re the guy saving humanity from bad lighting.”

He chuckled. “Trying to.”

The conversation drifted into ridiculous territory—childhood nicknames, worst dates, favorite pizza toppings. At one point, she accidentally snorted while laughing; he grinned like it was the best sound he’d heard all week.  

When they left the café, the city was buzzing. Street musicians, honking taxis, people arguing over brunch reservations. He walked her halfway to the subway.

“So,” he said, “should I expect another gravity experiment?”

“Maybe,” she said. “But you’ll never see it coming.”

He smiled, slow and warm. “Wouldn’t want to.”



The next few weeks turned into a pattern neither admitted was a pattern. Ryan stopped by the bar “coincidentally” on her shifts. Emily started wearing lip gloss “for herself.” They texted about random things—funny customers, broken escalators, the philosophical meaning of pizza.

He never asked her out formally again, but somehow they kept finding reasons to be in the same place. Once, she showed up at his office building to “drop off his forgotten umbrella,” which he’d definitely left there on purpose. Another time, he joined a trivia night at her bar, only to spend half of it whispering wrong answers just to make her laugh.

Jess watched the whole thing unfold with smug delight. “You’re in denial,” she said one night while restocking.

“I’m in work mode,” Emily argued.

“You’re in like.”

Emily almost dropped a bottle. “I am not.”

Jess smirked. “You just alphabetized the liquor shelf because he complimented your organization skills last week.”

Emily pointed a finger. “Coincidence.”

“Sure,” Jess said, walking away. “And I only watch reality TV for the cinematography.”



One night, a group of tech bros wandered in, loud and already drunk. They started hitting on Emily, ignoring every polite deflection. Ryan happened to be at the bar, sipping quietly.

When one of them leaned too close, Ryan spoke up—calm, firm. “She said she’s busy.”

The guy sneered. “Who’re you, her boyfriend?”

Ryan didn’t miss a beat. “Nah. Just someone who knows how to listen.”

Something in his voice made the guy back off. Emily mouthed a quick “thanks” before returning to work, heart doing a stupid little dance. When she looked up again, Ryan was watching her with that same steady calm—but softer now, like he’d let something slip.

Later, when the crowd thinned, she slid him a drink. “On the house.”

“Hero discount?”

“More like idiot tax refund.”

He smiled. “Fair trade.”



A few nights later, Emily got off early. The city outside was buzzing with leftover heat and music leaking from open doors. She texted Ryan without thinking: “Still awake?”

His reply came fast. “Always. Coffee or whiskey?”

She typed: “Surprise me.”

Ten minutes later, she was sitting with him on a park bench by the East River, both holding paper cups of hot chocolate. “This is not whiskey,” she said.

“Whiskey’s messy. Thought I’d give gravity a night off.”

They sat quietly, watching lights ripple across the water. For once, Emily didn’t feel the need to fill the silence.

“You ever think about leaving New York?” he asked suddenly.

“All the time,” she said. “But it’s like bad karaoke—you hate it, but you keep coming back.”

He laughed. “That’s… weirdly accurate.”

“What about you? Ever think of leaving your spreadsheets?”

He shook his head. “They’d miss me.”

She nudged him. “Cocky.”

“Confident.”

“Same thing.”

“Not always.”

For a moment, their eyes met. The noise of the city faded—no horns, no laughter, just the faint slap of water against concrete. It wasn’t dramatic or cinematic, just *nice.*

Ryan looked away first. “I should probably—”

“Yeah,” she said quickly. “Work tomorrow.”

They stood. For a second, neither moved.

Then she reached out, tugged his sleeve playfully. “Try not to spill anything on the way home.”

He smiled. “No promises.”



The next evening at the bar, Emily was humming when Jess caught her. “You’re smiling again.”

“It’s gas,” Emily said.

“It’s love.”

“It’s gas,” she repeated, louder.

Jess laughed. “Whatever it is, it looks good on you.”

Emily rolled her eyes but didn’t stop smiling. Maybe it was gas. Or maybe, finally, her life had found a new rhythm—ridiculous, unpredictable, and a little bit perfect.

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Emily Chen works nights at a Manhattan bar where the music is too loud, the drinks are too strong, and everyone’s pretending they aren’t lonely. She’s quick with her words and quicker with her smile — a woman who hides exhaustion behind humor and hope behind sarcasm.

Ryan Hale, an engineer who plans his days to the minute, lives in neat order — spreadsheets, gym schedules, the same takeout spot on Thursdays. He likes logic, not luck. But when he walks into Emily’s bar one night and she accidentally baptizes his sleeve in whiskey, his carefully arranged world gains a beat he can’t measure.

Their story doesn’t start with love at first sight. It starts with a spill, a laugh, and two people who have no idea how ridiculous things are about to get.
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