Day 1

I'm panicking, I chipped this old egyptian tablet, the one the historians were still struggling to decipher. It wasn't too big of a crack, but I know this could cost me my job at the museum. I put it as deep as I could in storage, I just hope no one finds out it was me.

Day 8

HRT was supposed to make my body hair thinner, right? Lately my legs and arms have gotten a little bushier, and I even have a bit of a happy trail going on. I'll talk to my doctor when I have a break, maybe change dosages if that's the case.

Day 15

I fell on my butt yesterday when I slipped on a wet corridor, and now I feel a little bump on the end of my spine. It doesn't hurt or anything, but I can't stop feeling it against my pants, it's annoying. I'm also glad we're entering the cold season, cause my body hair has been growing like crazy and I'm tired of shaving.

Day 30

My boss insisted I took a sick leave, so I'm stuck at home. They kept saying how I didn't look like myself and needed to see a doctor. I don't know what that's all about, I feel great. I mean, my arms and everything from the waist down are hairy like an animal but no one notices if I wear long sleeves and pants right? I mean, there is the growth on my spine, that at this point is almost as long as a leg, but I don't think my boss even saw it, since I've been hiding it with baggier pants. But I'm sure this will go away soon, my temperature is fine and I feel healthier than ever.

Day 45

So…I decided to extend my sick leave. Not because I feel bad or anything, but because lately it's been harder to walk straight, and moving around with my hands on the floor feels weirdly natural. My fingers and toes have been so swollen from moving around the house like this they almost look like animal paws. Silly, right? Right?? My tail-thing still hasn't gone away, and I often find myself forgetting it's even there. What I haven't forgotten is this itch on my back I've had for the past week. I have these two feather-ish growths that make wearing shirts really uncomfortable. So I guess I'll see the doctor when I can manage not going topless.

Day 60

Wings. The things on my back are wings. With my now cat-like… *aham* paws and… tail, I almost look like those drawings on the egyptian exhibition, the winged lion woman. I don't really think a doctor would know what to do about it though, so I guess it's a good thing I didn't waste my time going there.