Dear reader i wish i could tell you this story ends well i truely do, but it does not

477,308 people died in seattle 2021 and only three of them were innocent.

i will tell you what happened, it started when i was at the tender age of nineteen the days after i was fucking every hot gay  dude in the sword fighting team(not a joke) 

and one year away from graduating highschool. normally i wake up and eat some breakfast however i was feeling not so happy today so i skipped it and headed to school, the corner of my eye i see a brown haired girl with glasses and freckles and a plump round body she was late again, and of course the school doesnt do shit about it cause shes rich dont blame her though. her name is cecilia hans probably the one girl id date in this damned school, if she werent such a dick sometimes "you'relate again cecilia of the bitch kingdom" i said jokingly, she slapped me across the face.(something she does quite often) "i was only late cause i was cooking some food for you!" she said i looked at her puzzled why did she cook food for me? thats unlike her unless she poisened it which judging by her grades in cooking class she might as well have done. "im good sorry" "i spent all this time cooking for you yet you dont accept this one fuckin gift from your friend" again i looked at her puzzled she never says fuck something happened i can tell it

i took the box of lunch and stuffed it in my backpack. i heard a distinct cute girly voice yell my name it was my little sister melissa(not my actual little sister as cool as being a feline borne would be) her short blue hair and feline ears make her a target for creepy dudes and its my job to fuck em up. with her stood a person who cannot be described better than a more annoying john mulaney with their blonde under cut hair and their school uniform being as unique as possible, melissa loves her school uniform(which is an unpopular opinion amongst alot of the girls in school) and again im rambling i need to get the fuck back on topic, oh right melissa and conan they walked towards me and started chatting it up we finally got to school and went out separate ways, i walked into the school building greeted by joseph campbell he is the most bigoted person on the debate team which is kind of an impressive feat to be honest "ey your late to class demon eyes" he said cracking  a smile i felt in a shitty mood so i glanced at him with my "demon eyes" and said "i am aware dont call me demon eyes unless you want your skull bashed in with my training sword" apparantly i forgot hes a massive pussy and a massive teachers pet so im gonna get fucking scolded for that i walked into my first period tired and looking more misreble than normal my first periods dumb as shit learning about the aspects of sword fighting when they dont know i have a father that can teach me about this shit anytime and i have google. Joseph once more taunted me and i glared at him and started jotting down my notes my black coat over my navy blue school uniform was allowed which is awesome cause i bury my face so deep into it, cause im anti social and i fuckin hate this damn school as i will annoyingly demonstrate...

i walked home with cecilia after class and said to her "hey you hate joseph campbell as much as i do i have a plan lets get him and one of his lackeys to come meet you and me for a sparring match and what i'll do is sneak up behind both of em and hit em with my training sword and you keep watch" her eyes  lit up and she nodded...good lord how fucked this situation got....i'll tell you in the next episode....