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You: Thanks for making my day

@: sry?

You: BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

@: u mean the decimal point?

You: Asswipe

@: the asswipe point?

You: NO!!! you are an asswipe

@: the ur an asswipe point?

You: Oh My God, NO!

@: no wat?

You: Not that point

@: wat point?

You: My point of this claim

@: what claim?

You: My...... ugh, my statement

@: wat statement?

You: I just said it earlier

@: really?

You: yes

@: when?

You: 3 minutes ago

@: when was that?

You: Today

@: when was that?

You: *rolls eyes*

@: *stares at You with a curious expression*

You: ok fine, whatever. It just happened

@: what just happened?

You: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!

@: but this is not an office

You: IT IS YOU IDIOT!!!

@: since when?

You: I don’t know!? When the whole idea of offices was invented!?

@: when was that?

You: How the hell should I know

@: okay?

You: just go, I’ll see you tomorrow

@: when is that?

You: now

what is that?

You: at this moment

what is this moment?

You: I believe your fetcher is here

@: what fetcher?

You: I don’t know? your husband?

I'm married? Since when? *blushes wildly*

You: That is for u to find out, so just go

@: but dat is not right, I can't be loved by anyone or anything

You: *leaves office in frustration*

@: but this is not an office

You: *gets into car*

@: but you don't have a car

You: Its Clearly A porche

@: whats Clearly A porche?

You: I own THIS sports car

@: which one?

You: This VE-HI-CLE *points at his car* this car, that you can clearly see right now

@: but I don't see it now

You: Are you blind or something?

@: r u blind?

You: No, you’re blind

@: since when?

You: *Gets in the car and starts the engine before driving off*

@: but u don't have a car

You: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?!

@: wat car?

You: *stops the car* ok, GET. OUT. NOW!

@: get out of what?

You: *sighs* you know what? Ill bring u somewhere

@: where?

You: *Drives back home*

@: but this is not home

You: Where do you live? I’ll just take you back to your house

@: where is that?

You: How the hell should I know!?

@: I don't know

You: *sigh* Ok fine, sleep at my place. Everything will be ready.

@: what will be ready?

You: Room, Food, Clothes to borrow, basics rather

@: wats that?

You: just follow me *parks the car before entering his house*

@: where is that?

You: *shows her to her room* ok, you sleep here and if you’re hungry, there is some food on the dining table.

@: what is that? *goes to the dining table*

You: *continues setting the table and the food*

@: but you aren't setting anything

You: Honey We have a visitor!

Wife: *goes into the dining room before seeing her* Oh, hello there

@: there? where is that?

You: Honey, just don’t mind her, I think she’s retarded or something

@: Wifey; Oh, um… okay?

@: Ok what?

You: *shows a gesture to try to tell her to eat*

@: but you aren't gesturing anything

Wife: just eat already

@: but it is not 10 pm

You: LOOK. AT. THE. GOD. DAMN. CLOCK.

@: wat clock?

You: *sigh* Anyway, go to sleep, it is really late

@: y?

You: You’ll feel like crap if you don’t

@: y?

You: *sighs before asking her a question* who are you really? Because I don’t remember u as one of my employees

@: since when was I your employee?

You: I really don’t know, just go to bed now, we'll get this all sorted out tomorrow, so goodnight.

@: Oh, would you look at the time...

You: What do you mean? time for what?

@: time to be erased of course *gets up and exits the room*

You: what? *gets up along with her and grabs her by her arm*

@: goodbye now, maybe we should look back on this sometime|

You: Wait a second I’m not- *then suddenly she vanished*

You: what the hell?

Wife: Dear, what’s wrong

You: That girl just disappeared

Wife: what girl? There was no one here besides us

You: What the hell?

Wife: Honey, what are you talking about?

You: What in the world………

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