Hay there everyone let me introduce myself my name is Lily I’m the heroine of this story. I’m also the head of the computer services branch of Lilac and suns law practice. Now I know what you’re thinking that sounds like an important job well you’d be wrong all I really do is monitor the computer systems from a fucking cold office that sits over the server room and occasionally organize files or act as tech support when the normal guys are too busy. I technically have a crew of eighty three working under me but in all actuality, I have five guys who actually work with me Fred Thomas Tater George and starting today Sam. Fred and Thomas are two of my many many brothers who maintain the servers. George runs security at night and Tater and yes that his real name. He works night shift maintenance he’s also an eighth or was it ninth cousin who I can’t fire even though he just sleeps through his shift and now Sam my secretary. Why the hell I need one is beyond me I do little more than Tater but what the hell ever my father got me one any way at least he’s not related I think its hard to keep track with a family like mine. Well I just hope it’s not another bunny oh I forgot to mention I’m a rabbit I live and work in the city Zootopia and this is the story of the day my life changed forever so sit back and I hope you enjoy my fucked up life.
I yawned as I was getting out of bed and before getting dressed. I had to dress in business attire as I was considered a member of the management team and like the lawyers had a dress code. I had chosen a dark blue business suit with a knee length skirt. I had decided to not bother with underwear because I was out of clean ones and I find them really uncomfortable with the winter coat of fur I can never seem to get rid of no matter how hard I tried. The reason for the out of season coat was do to my office is always so damn cold I sighed and walked over to the wall mirror to take a look at myself.
I combed my overly fluffy brown fur with small black and white splotches. Though I guess I should mentioned there were two of these splotches I liked one was a white almost v shaped mark that ran down my back I like to think it sort of looks like wings and the second a tiny perfectly shaped black heart on the right side of my ass. Another thing I liked about my appearance was my bright luminescent ice blue eyes that seemed to slightly shift in color depending on my mood and or the light.
I then went and grab my bag and copy of home burrows catastrophe (i.e. home world cataclysm.) and put it in my bag. The game was a classic and one of my favorites sure the graphics and interface where crap but you can’t beat the music and story. I had also just found and rigged up an old computer so not only I could play the old game but I could play it on my work set up. I smirked at least I had something to look forward to today.
I had decided to walk the five blocks to the office because it was warm out and it felt great compared to what I had ahead of me for the rest of the day. That day had started as a reasonably normal day that was until she happened. A tall female calico with a box of files and belongings fell right on top of me
. “Ouch hay get off.” I coughed as she had knocked the wind out of me. I was pissed and ready to give her a piece of my mind as I crawled out from under her that was tell I realized she was out cold. “Oh, crap oh crap oh crap hay you ok.” I coughed still trying to catch my breath and wake her at the same time.
I soon heard an ambulances siren over the ringing in my ears damn it was hard to breathe. But I was starting to catch my breath after a few more minutes I could finally breathe normally again. As the ambulance had pulled up as she had finally come to and her eyes opened but she really seemed out of it though so I said the only thing that came to mind as I tried to keep her calm and comforted her. “It’s ok you’re going to be ok just hold on a little longer.” Her eyes slowly shut and she passed out again but she said something I could barely hear her but I think she said a angel?
The EMTs loaded her onto a gurney and insisted I come with them as somehow, I was the more injured of the two of us and after having to get my wrist reset got a lot of griping about refusing pain meds. That seemed to make the docs worry more so I told them how I didn’t like the way they made me feel but that was only a part of it the truth was whenever I’ve gotten badly hurt in the past I just go numb no clue why but the meds seam to counteract that making me feel the pain sure they lesson it but it still hurts. The one time I mentioned it the docs said there was nothing physically wrong well nothing that would cause that at least but whatever they put my arm in a sling and told me to take it easy for the next few days.
I also found out what happened to the calico she had apparently tripped on the third floor fire escape and had hit her head. Before falling off and plummeting to the ground but luckily for her and unluckily for me she managed to land on an overly fluffy bunny i.e. me and I broke her fall and surprisingly the worst she got out of it was the bump on the head. Oh well once I got discharged I had them call me a cab and went to work I needed to update the family and if I don’t come in at all I don’t get paid and I now had a doctor bill to pay off at the end of the month.
As soon as I came in Thomas had noticed my arm and him and Fred rushed over to me with worried looks on their muzzles. I quickly explained what happened and Thomas just had to chip in with his two cents.
“Damn sis I know your fluffy and all but you’re not a damn crash pillow.” He said his southern draw worsening this was one of the few tells he had or at least one he showed openly and right now it was showing just how worried he was.
“I know I know I was just in the wrong place at the right time I didn’t even see her tell I was crawling out from under her.” I said Before starting for my office. “But would you mind helping me spread the word to the family and please stress the fact I’m a little banged up but I’m Fine!” I stressed that last part because I really didn’t want or need the entire family fretting and worrying over me well more then they normally do.
“why the hell do we have to do that didn’t dad just buy his precious little princess a new slave to boss around.” Fred teased me about our father hiring me a secretary.
I sighed then said. “look for the millionth time I’m sorry for being born as one of his only five daughters instead of one of his eighty-seven suns like you but you know as well as I do I don’t like the special treatment but there’s nothing I can do about it.” I stopped in consideration for a minute before asking. “speaking of which have you seen my new secretary come in yet he was supposed to meet me hear this morning but with everything that happened I had forgotten about him.”
“No sorry he’s not hear well not unless dad gave him a master key so he could go straight on up but I doubt he’d do that because well you know how anal he is about security but still I might be wrong maybe you should check your office just in case?” Thomas shrugged before heading back to work.
I headed to my office on the second floor and as expected it was empty and fucking cold as usual. I sighed and switched on my space heater and started on an email blast to the family when the walkie talky in the charging stand on top of my filing cabinet beeped. I went over and grabbed it.
“Hay what’s up” I said hitting the talk button.
“Hi sis you got a guest and they’re on their way up.” Thomas said on the other end of the line.
“Okay.” I said before pocketing the walkie talky and walking over to the stares and to my surprise it was the calico girl from earlier she looked shocked then was that fear as she quietly said.
“th th the angel.” she then screamed as she had tried to take a step back and as she had forgotten she was still on a stair case causing her to miss her footing and falls.
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