im just going to say this in advance im sorry 

Joke 1:  I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. -_-

Joke 2: Why is Peter Pan always flying? because He neverlands. lol

joke 3: I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Joke 4: why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? BECAUSE IT DIDNT WANT TO GET STUCK IN THE CRACK HA HA HA 

joke 5: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

joke 6:What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

joke 7: Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

joke 8: I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts

joke 9: I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

and finally joke 10: People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar 

dont keep these jokes to your self share with THE WHOLLLLEEEEEE WORLD ok bye 

btw my upload scedule is 2 days i upload then i dont upload for 4 days then i upload for 2 days then dont upload for 4 days and so on and so fourth 

some of these jokes are not mine